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LOL at the owl and the pussy cat…….didn’t they use a non existent word?…..Rhuncible? or some thing like that?
One is fine One is Dandy
One might have a half of shandy
Yes I feel so elated
One feels so and inflated
Just has steak and chips
In the pub and need a kips
Toodles xxxx
My life is so fantastic I feel so delighted
Did I say i’m great and made it highlighted
I feel so wanted and cared for
Yes i’m greedy and still want More
Today I will be going to the pub
To fill my face full of Grub xxxx
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This reply was modified 6 years, 7 months ago by
Sairs73.
ffs I read that. Thats in my head like! LIKE LIKE.
Next time we converse can you do your poem in 2 step and call it (c) rap xxx
You sound good singing!!
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This reply was modified 6 years, 7 months ago by ruthless.
Awww Thanks John Babe xxxx
Today me and John (not ^) are in our marital bed
we dont like rough relations , it makes our bottys red
We always log into jc to laugh at insane mugs
Theres always a dirty long haired creep reporting people called hugs
He has asked me to marry him , I had to say no
He sent me a pic of his diseased willy in a tiny bow
No one likes hugs , he needs a good scrub
When he logs on he likes to whine and blub
He only logs on to entice young victims into his crusty bed
When I saw hugs pic, Id sooner be dead
Any fit men , you’ve pulled, get your coat
Me and John are making love in our beautiful pea green boat x
The Owl and he pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat….they both had to row and the owl was faster so didn’t he start to gloat……
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