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@Lambrini Girl wrote:
I resisted clicking on the link … for a while. I had a vague idea what it was going to be about. I was not disappointed … Well… I was actually.
Tommy will probably call this a queer foreign trait, but I find this fascination some people have with the disfigurement of others rather revolting and condescending.
Human nature Lamby- to laugh at the discomfort of other detracts from our own inner fears and relief. Thats why the “freakshows” of the 19th century were so popular (Bearded lady, Elephant man etc).
It is but human nature lasts forever, thats why we have religions that are over a thousand years old followed by billions of people- hardly relevant to the 21st century when you look at them- but we’ll get in trouble for go major league off topic!! :lol:
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
@slayer wrote:
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
I resisted clicking on the link … for a while. I had a vague idea what it was going to be about. I was not disappointed … Well… I was actually.
Tommy will probably call this a queer foreign trait, but I find this fascination some people have with the disfigurement of others rather revolting and condescending.
Human nature Lamby- to laugh at the discomfort of other detracts from our own inner fears and relief. Thats why the “freakshows” of the 19th century were so popular (Bearded lady, Elephant man etc).
This is the 21st century.
Human Nature – Just like people who have to slow down to see a car accedent. If the accident was bad enough – that’s really not something I think you’d want to see.
Perfect Ruby!!
Plink, plink every nite as me teeth have their steradent rinse, the wig stand at the side of the bed for my toupee, wash me glass eye in the optic cleaning fluid, change me colostomy bag before I settle down for the night (after I’ve picked the scabs off me top lip) and rub cream into my cellulitic thighs whilst hoping to wake up and find a mircale has removed several layers of accumulated fat from my stomach!
Perfect indeed :lol: :lol:
@rubyred wrote:
oh how GRAND life MUST be to be wonderful like the majority of you lot…sitting in your own wee ivory towers being as gorgeous as ever! with NOT a whiff of sanctimonius shyte !!!
Brill ruby and exactly what I would have said (less eloquently of course lol) =D>
You are what you eat! O:)
Guess that makes me half pizza, half beer. :oops:@*Sian* wrote:
I am half Vodka, half quinoa :lol:
The Aztecs are dead and gone but the Italians are flourishing still! :lol:
You must have seen parties of Blockheads
With blotched and lagered skin
Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
What a horrible state they’re inThey’ve got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
Shoes like dead pigs’ noses
Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
A mouth what never closesYou must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams
Dressed up after work
Who screw their poor old Eileens
Get sloshed and go berserkRotary accessory watches
Hire-purchase signet rings
A beauty to the bully boys
No lonely vestige clingsWhy bother at all about Blockheads?
Why shouldn’t they do as they please?
You know if it came to a brainy game
You could baffle a Blockhead with easeHow would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
Or pissing in your swimming pool?Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire
Black and orange cars
Premature ejaculation drivers
Their soft-top’s got roll-bars‘Fill her up,’ they say to Blockheads
‘Go on, stick it where it hurts’
Their shapeless haircuts don’t enhance
Their ghastly patterned shirtsWhy bother at all about Blockheads?
Superior as you are
You’re thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind
A Blockhead can’t think very farImagine finding one in your laundry basket
Banging nails in your big black dogWhy bother at all about Blockheads?
Why should you care what they do?
Cos after all is said and done
You’re a Blockhead tooBlockheads
Blockheads
Blockheads
(oi oi)
Blockheads
(oi, oi)…{Words – Ian Dury)
I love the line:
Shoes like dead pigs’ noses :lol:
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