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She is the only one I met like that, it was shocking
here Dawny…. just ask NM wot im like at times… lol a proper fishwife lol with a mooth like a sewercat :oops:
lol mind me of this joke….
A Scotsman is working at a sewerage. It’s a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail – where it slips off into a vast tank of poo!
He’s just about to dive in when his mate shouts “It’s nae guid tae do that, the jacket’s ruined”
He replies “Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket”lmfao
Oh I can hold my own with the best of them, theres just a time and a place I think anyway. I honestly didnt think swearing at the nurses all be it in good fun, was the time or place.
Jeez you should have heard me a few years ago, amoungst all the rubbish I used to live by, would have made the straightest hair curly :lol:@abitofmary_j wrote:
lol mind me of this joke….
A Scotsman is working at a sewerage. It’s a warm day, so he takes off his jacket and drapes it over a handrail – where it slips off into a vast tank of poo!
He’s just about to dive in when his mate shouts “It’s nae guid tae do that, the jacket’s ruined”
He replies “Aye, ah ken, but ma sandwiches are in the pocket”lmfao
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:lol: should’nt that be ” Aye, ah ken, but ma pieces are in the pocket” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@rubyred wrote:
@*Dawny* wrote:
Oh I can hold my own with the best of them, theres just a time and a place I think anyway. I honestly didnt think swearing at the nurses all be it in good fun, was the time or place.
Jeez you should have heard me a few years ago, amoungst all the rubbish I used to live by, would have made the straightest hair curly :lol:aye thats a bit much right enough,,,was almost like she was seeking attention!
She was that. You should have seen the show she put on for her poor wee bairns, they were feared, poor things :evil:
Its no picnic moving the day after the op, but there was no need for the show she put on, was disgraceful :evil:She put the dying swan to shame, deserved an oscar she did. The doc said to her on Monday, “well I think you can go home today” and she nearly did back flips saying “Oh noooo im not well, I dont feel well enough to go home, im in awful pain” :roll: The other lady in with us just rolled her eyes :lol:
I gotta be honest Rubes I was wanting out on the Friday, bored senseless in there, not even a telly!!!!!!!!!
By Saturday I was wound up tighter than a spinning top, I so wanted out, we were all wound up and laughing, then on Sunday we were all suicidal :lol:
Was glad to be home :D:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lmfao @ Rubes lol when i had my lass… 57hrs labour, then E. section.. under GA…. i was in for 8days after… in a room full of young lassies n greetin weans… n nae telly..!! when i went in with wee barra… in on the Fri 8th at 8am… knocked oot by 10am… and hame by sun 1pm lol and own room still nae telly, but it did have a phone… plus.. i was only in this room as decleared Laytex free… as ive got Type1 allergy… which was a fu ken joke.. as i took a reaction whilest in lol hense y i think they flung me oot lol
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