Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on…

The first surgeon, from Bristol , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, from Manchester , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”

The third surgeon, from Edinburgh , says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon, from Birmingham chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those blokes always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from London shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on…………………………. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the backside are interchangeable.”