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    Liverpool fans about recent signing Peter Crouch:
    Hes Big,
    Hes Red,
    His Feet Hang Out His Bed,
    Peter Crouch

    Man City fans to Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge:
    Your coat’s from Matalan,
    Your coat’s from Matalan

    Ar/senal Fans To Rooney:
    Hes Big,
    Hes Scouse,
    Hes Gonna Rob Your House,
    Wayne Rooney

    Millwall Fans to Brighton Fans:
    We can see you,
    We can see you,
    We can see you holding hands

    Man Utd Chant
    We Are Mancs,
    Were Insane,
    We Drink Stella and sniff cocaine,
    With a Nick Nack paddy whack,
    Give a dog a bone,
    Why dont city f*** off home

    Dundee fans sung after Andy Goram was diagnosed as being mildly schizophrenic: Two Andy Goram’s, There’s only two Andy Goram’s

    IF U HAVE ANYMORE PLZ ADD THEM

    #157554

    SANTA IS A GEORDIE
    its christmas time once more and santas on his way
    dishing out the prezzys to the kids on christmas day
    it really is a pleasure to see him in full flight
    but a only wish that silly big twit wud not wear red nd white

    cos santa is a geordie he was born doon benwell way
    he got his job when past his test in his reindier powered slay
    he sez he loves newcastle and he likes to cheer them on
    but the geordie fans all scream at him uve got ur colours wrong

    JIMMYS BRILLIANT OWN GOAL
    DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
    DON’T BLAME IT ON DUDEK
    DON’T BLAME IT ON FINNAN

    BLAME IT ON TRAORE

    HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET.

    Beattie – FUNNY COZ BEATIE IS SH1TE
    chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim chenny who needs wayne rooney when weve got beattie

    Show Me The Way To Barcelona – HA HA WELL IF U MADE IT HA HA

    Show me the way to Barcelona
    Real Madrid an A.S Roma
    Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
    Where David Moyse makes history

    With the season dawning
    I wake up on sunday morning
    Look forward with good reason
    To the Champions League next season

    Every foreign city
    La la la la la la
    I look forward a lot
    La la la la la la
    Because we’re sitting pretty
    La la la la la la
    In a top four spot

    Show me the way to Barcelona
    Real Madrid an A.S Roma
    Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
    Where David Moyse makes history

    Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
    Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
    Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
    As Davey Moyes makes history
    There’s a church bell ringing
    Hear the songs of joy that we’re singing
    Cos the Blues are here
    Let the red sh*te cry in their beer

    Now we’re at the airport
    La la la la la la
    And we’re all on the plane
    La la la la la la
    Get your passports ready
    La la la la la la
    We’re touring Europe again

    Show me the way to Barcelona
    Real Madrid an A.S Roma
    Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
    Where David Moyse makes history

    Show me the way to Milan and porto
    And let the sh*te play Chester or Burscough
    Dreaming dreams of Milan and Porto
    As Davey Moyes makes history

    Sha la la la la la la la ……….to fade

    LIVERPOOL FINISHING 5TH
    RAFA BENEATH-US
    RAFA BENEATH-US
    RAFA
    RAFA
    BENEATH-US
    RAFA BENEATH-US

    #157555

    I supprt cambridge united..yes yes..i know…cr*p!

    We hate the posh, peterboro…

    build a bonfire
    build a bonfire
    put barry fry on the top
    put the scum fans in the middle
    and torch the fu*king lot

    8)

    #157556

    here is a Man city one for you…quite seasonal!

    Jingle bells,
    Stepney smells,
    Crerand’s on the booze,
    Nobby Stiles has got no teeth,
    and united always loose 8)

    #157557

    Lincoln fan- Not an easy life :lol:

    Baiting Boston is pretty much our sole aim in life (unless we’re playing Scunny, Cod-Heads,Donny, Northampton, Oxford, Bristol Rovers, Mansfield, Hull etc etc…………..)

    To Lord of the Dance

    Cheat

    Cheat

    Where ever you may be

    You are the scum of Division 3

    And every1 will beat you all

    Where ever you may be

    Because you are the scum of Division 3

    To The Adams Family Tune

    they come from near meggies,

    they can’t afford a telly,

    they’re dirty and they’re smelly,

    the boston family!!

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