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22 October, 2005 at 1:07 pm #1690
Liverpool fans about recent signing Peter Crouch:
Hes Big,
Hes Red,
His Feet Hang Out His Bed,
Peter CrouchMan City fans to Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge:
Your coat’s from Matalan,
Your coat’s from MatalanAr/senal Fans To Rooney:
Hes Big,
Hes Scouse,
Hes Gonna Rob Your House,
Wayne RooneyMillwall Fans to Brighton Fans:
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding handsMan Utd Chant
We Are Mancs,
Were Insane,
We Drink Stella and sniff cocaine,
With a Nick Nack paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why dont city f*** off homeDundee fans sung after Andy Goram was diagnosed as being mildly schizophrenic: Two Andy Goram’s, There’s only two Andy Goram’s
IF U HAVE ANYMORE PLZ ADD THEM
22 October, 2005 at 1:44 pm #157554SANTA IS A GEORDIE
its christmas time once more and santas on his way
dishing out the prezzys to the kids on christmas day
it really is a pleasure to see him in full flight
but a only wish that silly big twit wud not wear red nd whitecos santa is a geordie he was born doon benwell way
he got his job when past his test in his reindier powered slay
he sez he loves newcastle and he likes to cheer them on
but the geordie fans all scream at him uve got ur colours wrongJIMMYS BRILLIANT OWN GOAL
DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON DUDEK
DON’T BLAME IT ON FINNANBLAME IT ON TRAORE
HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T, HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET.
Beattie – FUNNY COZ BEATIE IS SH1TE
chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim chenny who needs wayne rooney when weve got beattieShow Me The Way To Barcelona – HA HA WELL IF U MADE IT HA HA
Show me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes historyWith the season dawning
I wake up on sunday morning
Look forward with good reason
To the Champions League next seasonEvery foreign city
La la la la la la
I look forward a lot
La la la la la la
Because we’re sitting pretty
La la la la la la
In a top four spotShow me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes historySha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
Sha la la la la la la la (Moysey)
As Davey Moyes makes history
There’s a church bell ringing
Hear the songs of joy that we’re singing
Cos the Blues are here
Let the red sh*te cry in their beerNow we’re at the airport
La la la la la la
And we’re all on the plane
La la la la la la
Get your passports ready
La la la la la la
We’re touring Europe againShow me the way to Barcelona
Real Madrid an A.S Roma
Dreamin dreams of Barcelona
Where David Moyse makes historyShow me the way to Milan and porto
And let the sh*te play Chester or Burscough
Dreaming dreams of Milan and Porto
As Davey Moyes makes historySha la la la la la la la ……….to fade
LIVERPOOL FINISHING 5TH
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US
RAFA
RAFA
BENEATH-US
RAFA BENEATH-US23 October, 2005 at 7:35 pm #157555I supprt cambridge united..yes yes..i know…cr*p!
We hate the posh, peterboro…
build a bonfire
build a bonfire
put barry fry on the top
put the scum fans in the middle
and torch the fu*king lot8)
23 October, 2005 at 7:37 pm #157556here is a Man city one for you…quite seasonal!
Jingle bells,
Stepney smells,
Crerand’s on the booze,
Nobby Stiles has got no teeth,
and united always loose 8)23 October, 2005 at 7:59 pm #157557Lincoln fan- Not an easy life :lol:
Baiting Boston is pretty much our sole aim in life (unless we’re playing Scunny, Cod-Heads,Donny, Northampton, Oxford, Bristol Rovers, Mansfield, Hull etc etc…………..)
To Lord of the Dance
Cheat
Cheat
Where ever you may be
You are the scum of Division 3
And every1 will beat you all
Where ever you may be
Because you are the scum of Division 3
To The Adams Family Tune
they come from near meggies,
they can’t afford a telly,
they’re dirty and they’re smelly,
the boston family!!
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