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11 February, 2006 at 10:20 pm #195721
you wanna have that tuned played off that advert you know when the bride runs out cos the cars pipping that should get a few hearts going lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
11 February, 2006 at 10:25 pm #195722oooo…Lucky….I’m sensing a fellow Shania fan here….. 8)
Dawny the one Lucky mentioned – ‘From this Moment’ is a beautiful song for a wedding…..
Have you chosen one for the first dance yet?Cos it’d be great for that. 8)
11 February, 2006 at 10:30 pm #195723Crawl out of a man hole in it, or roll down the high street in one of those blow up ball thingy madgigys. Turn up naked and get dressed in front of everyone. Have a pole fitted in the church and when you arrive do some pole dancing in it.
just a few suggestions :roll:
11 February, 2006 at 10:49 pm #195724@oss wrote:
Crawl out of a man hole in it, or roll down the high street in one of those blow up ball thingy madgigys. Turn up naked and get dressed in front of everyone. Have a pole fitted in the church and when you arrive do some pole dancing in it.
just a few suggestions :roll:
you’re such a romantic Oss xx lol
12 February, 2006 at 9:16 am #195725@*Dawny* wrote:
Ok I have the most breathtakingly beautiful wedding dress in the world
It so needs to make a grand entrance on my wedding day :DAny suggestions for the entrance music?
You could have a piece of music called ”The Stripper” – make your entrance in the dress and as you totter up the aisle, remove it one piece at a time, arriving at the altar in your bra, knickers, and a suspender belt & stockings – in matching tasteful colours of course. Burberry would look good for this.
It would also be a good way to discover if the priest marrying you is homosexual.
12 February, 2006 at 9:54 am #195726This will get them weeping…
ERNIE Benny Hill
You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was Ernie
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the westNow Ernie loved a widow
A lady known as Sue
She lived all alone in Linley Lane
At number twenty two
They said she was too good for him
She was haughty, proud and chic
But Ernie got his cocoa there
Three times every week
They called him Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the westShe said she’d like to bathe in milk
He said alright sweetheart
And when he finished work one night
He loaded up the cart
He said you wanted pasturised
Coz pasturised is best
She says Ernie I’ll be happy
If it comes up to me chest
And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the westNow Ernie had a rival
An evil looking man
Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
And he drove the bakers van
He tempted her with his treacle tarts
And his tasty wholemeal bread
And when she saw the size
Of his hot meat pies
It very near turned her head
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You’ll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
He knew once she’d sampled his layer cake
He’d have his wicked way
And all Ernie had to offer
Was a pint of milk a day
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the westOne lunchtime Ted saw Ernie’s horse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
And as he leaped down from of his van
Hot blood through his veins did course
And he went across to Ernie’s cart
And he didnarf kick his horse
Who’s name was Trigger (Trigger)
And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the westNow Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry susie
You’ll fight for her like a man
Oh why don’t we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We’ll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn’t go the way ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the westErnie was only fifty-two, he didn’t want to die
Now he’s gone to make deliveries
In that milkround in the sky
Where the customers are angels
And ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkmans life is full of fun
In that fairy dairy land
But a woman’s needs are many fold
And Sue she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night
As they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a rustling
Or the hinges of the gate
Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
They won’t forget Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west12 February, 2006 at 12:16 pm #195727:shock: :shock: :shock:
12 February, 2006 at 12:36 pm #195728i know what song i would choose, but thats why i am single, because i am still waiting on a girl to agree with me
i say you should choose a song both you and your partner can relate to, have memorys off, and both love, so therefore its impossible for jc to decide on, its somthing you gotta decide yourself as none of us know you or your partners memorys together
my personal choice would be golden gate bridge… by ocean colour scene, because 1.. its by a band who i have a passion for.. 2.. the song is about love, and ever lasting love.. 3.. its a rock song, and not a slow depressing love song, which a wedding should’nt be
12 February, 2006 at 12:40 pm #195729i think you gonna be single for a long time then :P
12 February, 2006 at 12:41 pm #195730Whenever I Say Your Name
Sting
Whenever I say your name, whenever I call to mind your face
Whatever bread’s in my mouth, whatever the sweetest wine that I
taste
Whenever your memory feeds my soul, whatever got broken becomes
whole
Whenever I’m filled with doubts that we will be togetherWherever I lay me down, wherever I put my head to sleep
Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I got to lie awake and weep
Whenever I kneel to pray, whenever I need to find a way
I’m calling out your nameWhenever those dark clouds hide the moon
Whenever this world has gotten so strange
I know that something’s gonna change
Something’s gonna changeWhenever I say your name, Whenever I say your name, I’m already
praying, I’m already praying
I’m already filled with a joy that I can’t explain
Wherever I lay me down, wherever I rest my weary head to sleep
Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I got to lie awake and weep
Whenever I’m on the floor
Whatever it was that I believed before
Whenever I say your name, whenever I say it loud, I’m already
prayingWhenever this world has got me down, whenever I shed a tear
Whenever the TV makes me mad, whenever I’m paralyzed with fear
Whenever those dark clouds fill the sky, whenever I lose the
reason why
Whenever I’m filled with doubts that we will be togetherWhenever the sun refuse to shine, whenever the skies are pouring
rain
Whatever I lost I thought was mine whenever I close my eyes in
pain
Whenever I kneel to pray, whenever I need to find a way
I’m calling out your nameWhenever this dark begins to fall
Whenever I’m vulnerable and small
Whenever I feel like I could die
Whenever I’m holding back the tears that I cryWhenever I say your name, whenever I call to mind your face
I’m already praying
Whatever bread’s in my mouth, whatever the sweetest wine that I
taste
Wherever I lay me down, wherever I rest my weary head to sleep
Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I’m forced to lie awake and
have to weep
Whenever I’m on the floor
Whatever it was that I believed before
Whenever I say your name, whenever I say it loud, I’m already
prayingWhenever I say your name,
No matter how long it takes,
One day we’ll be togetherWhenever I say your name,
let there be no mistake
that day will last foreverthis is from Stings sacred love album, it is a duet and i think the lyrics say it all, its also a lovely peice of music. :)
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