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  • #195721

    ugo

    you wanna have that tuned played off that advert you know when the bride runs out cos the cars pipping that should get a few hearts going lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #195722

    oooo…Lucky….I’m sensing a fellow Shania fan here….. 8)

    Dawny the one Lucky mentioned – ‘From this Moment’ is a beautiful song for a wedding…..

    Have you chosen one for the first dance yet?Cos it’d be great for that. 8)

    #195723

    Oss

    Crawl out of a man hole in it, or roll down the high street in one of those blow up ball thingy madgigys. Turn up naked and get dressed in front of everyone. Have a pole fitted in the church and when you arrive do some pole dancing in it.

    just a few suggestions :roll:

    #195724

    @oss wrote:

    Crawl out of a man hole in it, or roll down the high street in one of those blow up ball thingy madgigys. Turn up naked and get dressed in front of everyone. Have a pole fitted in the church and when you arrive do some pole dancing in it.

    just a few suggestions :roll:

    you’re such a romantic Oss xx lol

    #195725

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    Ok I have the most breathtakingly beautiful wedding dress in the world
    It so needs to make a grand entrance on my wedding day :D

    Any suggestions for the entrance music?

    You could have a piece of music called ”The Stripper” – make your entrance in the dress and as you totter up the aisle, remove it one piece at a time, arriving at the altar in your bra, knickers, and a suspender belt & stockings – in matching tasteful colours of course. Burberry would look good for this.

    It would also be a good way to discover if the priest marrying you is homosexual.

    #195726

    This will get them weeping…

    ERNIE Benny Hill

    You could hear the hoof beats pound
    As they raced across the ground
    And the clatter of the wheels
    As they spun round and round
    And he galloped into Market Street
    His badge upon his chest
    His name was Ernie
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    Now Ernie loved a widow
    A lady known as Sue
    She lived all alone in Linley Lane
    At number twenty two
    They said she was too good for him
    She was haughty, proud and chic
    But Ernie got his cocoa there
    Three times every week
    They called him Ernie (Ernie)
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    She said she’d like to bathe in milk
    He said alright sweetheart
    And when he finished work one night
    He loaded up the cart
    He said you wanted pasturised
    Coz pasturised is best
    She says Ernie I’ll be happy
    If it comes up to me chest
    And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie)
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    Now Ernie had a rival
    An evil looking man
    Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington
    And he drove the bakers van
    He tempted her with his treacle tarts
    And his tasty wholemeal bread
    And when she saw the size
    Of his hot meat pies
    It very near turned her head
    She nearly swooned at his macaroon
    And he said now if you treat me right
    You’ll have hot rolls evry morning
    And crumpets every night
    He knew once she’d sampled his layer cake
    He’d have his wicked way
    And all Ernie had to offer
    Was a pint of milk a day
    Poor Ernie (Ernie)
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie’s horse and cart outside her door
    It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
    And as he leaped down from of his van
    Hot blood through his veins did course
    And he went across to Ernie’s cart
    And he didnarf kick his horse
    Who’s name was Trigger (Trigger)
    And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west

    Now Ernie rushed out into the street
    His goldtop in his hand
    He said if you want to marry susie
    You’ll fight for her like a man
    Oh why don’t we play cards for her
    He sneeringly replied
    And just to make it interesting
    We’ll have a shilling on the side
    Now Ernie dragged him from his van
    And beneath the blazing sun
    They stood there face to face
    And Ted went for his bun
    But Ernie was to quick
    Things didn’t go the way ted planned
    And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
    Sent it spinning from his hand
    Now Sue she ran between them
    And tried to keep them apart
    And Ernie pushed her aside
    And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
    And he looked up in pained surprise
    As the concrete hardened crust
    Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
    And Ernie bit the dust
    Poor Ernie (Ernie)
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn’t want to die
    Now he’s gone to make deliveries
    In that milkround in the sky
    Where the customers are angels
    And ferocious dogs are banned
    And a milkmans life is full of fun
    In that fairy dairy land
    But a woman’s needs are many fold
    And Sue she married Ted
    But strange things happened on their wedding night
    As they lay in their bed
    Was that the trees a rustling
    Or the hinges of the gate
    Or Ernies ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate
    They won’t forget Ernie (Ernie)
    And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

    #195727

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    #195728

    i know what song i would choose, but thats why i am single, because i am still waiting on a girl to agree with me

    i say you should choose a song both you and your partner can relate to, have memorys off, and both love, so therefore its impossible for jc to decide on, its somthing you gotta decide yourself as none of us know you or your partners memorys together

    my personal choice would be golden gate bridge… by ocean colour scene, because 1.. its by a band who i have a passion for.. 2.. the song is about love, and ever lasting love.. 3.. its a rock song, and not a slow depressing love song, which a wedding should’nt be

    #195729

    i think you gonna be single for a long time then :P

    #195730

    Whenever I Say Your Name

    Sting

    Whenever I say your name, whenever I call to mind your face
    Whatever bread’s in my mouth, whatever the sweetest wine that I
    taste
    Whenever your memory feeds my soul, whatever got broken becomes
    whole
    Whenever I’m filled with doubts that we will be together

    Wherever I lay me down, wherever I put my head to sleep
    Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I got to lie awake and weep
    Whenever I kneel to pray, whenever I need to find a way
    I’m calling out your name

    Whenever those dark clouds hide the moon
    Whenever this world has gotten so strange
    I know that something’s gonna change
    Something’s gonna change

    Whenever I say your name, Whenever I say your name, I’m already
    praying, I’m already praying
    I’m already filled with a joy that I can’t explain
    Wherever I lay me down, wherever I rest my weary head to sleep
    Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I got to lie awake and weep
    Whenever I’m on the floor
    Whatever it was that I believed before
    Whenever I say your name, whenever I say it loud, I’m already
    praying

    Whenever this world has got me down, whenever I shed a tear
    Whenever the TV makes me mad, whenever I’m paralyzed with fear
    Whenever those dark clouds fill the sky, whenever I lose the
    reason why
    Whenever I’m filled with doubts that we will be together

    Whenever the sun refuse to shine, whenever the skies are pouring
    rain
    Whatever I lost I thought was mine whenever I close my eyes in
    pain
    Whenever I kneel to pray, whenever I need to find a way
    I’m calling out your name

    Whenever this dark begins to fall
    Whenever I’m vulnerable and small
    Whenever I feel like I could die
    Whenever I’m holding back the tears that I cry

    Whenever I say your name, whenever I call to mind your face
    I’m already praying
    Whatever bread’s in my mouth, whatever the sweetest wine that I
    taste
    Wherever I lay me down, wherever I rest my weary head to sleep
    Whenever I hurt and cry, whenever I’m forced to lie awake and
    have to weep
    Whenever I’m on the floor
    Whatever it was that I believed before
    Whenever I say your name, whenever I say it loud, I’m already
    praying

    Whenever I say your name,
    No matter how long it takes,
    One day we’ll be together

    Whenever I say your name,
    let there be no mistake
    that day will last forever

    this is from Stings sacred love album, it is a duet and i think the lyrics say it all, its also a lovely peice of music. :)

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