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    Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
    During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but
    they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later
    that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. “Want
    anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he asks.
    “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
    “Sure.”
    “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she
    asks.
    “No, I can remember it.”
    “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top,too. Maybe you should write it
    down, so’s not to forget it?”
    He says, “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
    strawberries.”
    “I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it
    down?” she asks.
    Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice
    cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!”

    Then he toddles into the kitchen.
    After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his
    wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
    She stares at the plate for a moment.
    “Where’s my toast ?”

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