Strange

Maybe an opportunist thief stole a set of tools out of an NTL van and then used the tools to break in to the coroners van where there was a corpse in the back, so he took the corpse was running along the street with this corpse on his shoulder and then bumped into a copper and said” you gotta help me he’s stopped breathing” they copper replied “i’ll call for back up throw him in the back and we’ll get him to hospital”

At which point the NTL driver sees the bloke with his tools and notices him driving of in the cop car, the Coroners bloke has just got to his van an noticed the corpse missing and out the corner of his eye sees the NTL van speeding of, adding 2 and 2 together and getting 49,287 he thinks the NTL bloke has got it.

a couple of miles down the road the cop car is met at a junction by another cop car to help clear the road in front at which point Tiz is standing on the side of the road watching 2 cop cars flying down the road with their sirens screaming followed by an NTL Van and a coroners van all at high speed.

Well it could be true :roll: