@fastcars wrote:
And as for taking you aback etc etc…. I wouldnt take you in any position…. not even if you were naked and kneeling doggy style.
Always relied on to reduce matters to the lowest common denominator (an unavoidable proclivity when one is only knee-high to a shetland pony) this is unnecessarily crude even by your own questionable standards. Out of your tree and out of my league, your vulgarity must make you very proud if a little deranged in imagining that a person of my calibre would be proffering herself up for your refusal. Ugh!