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right folks…. your on shipwrecked on a Desert Island…. you only have 5 items with you…. these 5 items are what you consider you couldnt live without…. so list your 5 and the reasons why you would have them…..
I would take with me…..
1. Survival Knife…. i would use this for makin Spears for fishin n if any wildie animals about kill for tucker…. and incase they try n kill me lol… also help to cut materials for makin a shelter…
2. Large ball of Twine ( that spelt rite ) i would use this in tieing up my shelter… and many other uses…
3. First Aid kit… well im accident prone…
4. Clockwork Radio…. for my Sanity….
5. Thermal Long Johns – TOP… lol well it will no doubt get cold at nite…
5 men
0ne who was grt in bed
one who was gay but a great cook
one who was a builder
one who was great at catching wild animals and skinning them for the gay one ro cook
one who could play the guiter to entertain me while the huntin was was foraging.the gay one was cooking………the builder was makin us a home…….and my se x object was recovering. :wink: :wink: :wink:
1. My boyfriend, soppy I know but i’d miss him and im only little and hes tall so can reach high stuff lol
2. Something to turn sea water into drinkable water so I dont die of thirst
3. One of those ridiculously big swiss army knifes, im sure it would come in handy.
4. A sleeping bag, could sleep in it at night and open it out during the day to provide shelter
5. toiliteries ( cant just pick one so can I cheat and lump soap, toothbrush etc into one? ) because i dont want to smell or my teeth to rot
1) A machette. This can do anything a knife can, and more. With a machette I could make a hut, and a spear.
2) One of those survival steel rods with the flint, to make sparks to produce a fire.
3) A long length of rope, cos I could unravel strands of it to make lighter bits of rope and even string which I’d use to make animal traps and fish-traps. I could also make thread ( out of the rope ) for sewing or making clothes. I wouldn’t need a ready-made needle, cos I could make one out of a thorn or something similar.
4) A big heavy stainless steel cooking pot.
5) A mirror to use for signaling to passing ships.
Ummmmm…. after much thought I would take:
1). A stick of Dynamite.
2). A fuse & detonator.
3). A box of matches.
4). A tube of KY jelly.
5). A mirror with a handle on it … so I could see behind me where to light the fuse.
PB, that’s a bit drastic for constipation. If you’d listed Syrup Of Figs you could still have 4 more things you could bring with you.
1. A Caravan
2. The suitcase i have yet to unpack
3. A generator ( to power the caravan)
4.. A fully stocked supermarket
5. Louise Redknapp
:D :D :o :D :D :o :D :D :o
1. My hubbie
2. Ray Mears
3. A boat
4. A nautical map
5. Ellen MacArthur
:P
A bloke – for the obvious
The pill – dont want any lil bambinos yet
Sun tan lotion – cause its gonna be hot, right?
Aftersun
Return ticket :lol:
a plane
a pilot
fuel
sat nav
a runway
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