Still makes me laugh

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@anita Gofradump wrote:

Speak for yourself :wink:

sorry, but im not THAT flexible :wink:

Who said anything about doing it to yourself :twisted:

Subject: First Year Students

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy

class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the

lecture by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to possess two

important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you must not be

disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of

the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students

freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns

sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said “The

second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention”.

Too funny, can’t feel my lungs anymore from laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: