I sat on sofa last night, typing in JC one handed
In my other hand I grasped a can of fly spray
A soddin fly was tormenting me(its brothers were probably dangling from my kitchen ceiling)
Three attempts and I blitzed the little bugga
It collapsed in my ash tray!!! where it buzzed and wriggled for at least 20 mins throwing ash up everywhere
In the end I emptied ashtray in bin
I can only laugh at suffering for so long
Anyways…
Shopping today I bought a venus fly trap ( I asked sales assistant and they didnt do child sized ones) and a pack of three window stickers that have daisies on them. Its the posh alternative to fly papers. so far the one i’ve put up has caught 2
God, I do go on…. :?