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    @sir Actor wrote:

    @bon bon wrote:

    talking of recipes, the one pete gave be for jam roly poly turned out like a brick :roll:

    Hmm maybe – you being a “lady” and all – you ought to leave the cooking to those who do it best (the men) and just do what you women do best (the washing up).

    sorted. :wink:

    did I mention I’d just aquired a lovely new dishwasher :D

    #357655

    @bon bon wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Cant be bothered to quote but you did use self raising flour yeah ?

    as every woman knows
    following a recipe
    if it doesnt state SR flour
    you use Plain
    :roll:

    and it wasnt too wet
    I wondered if the tin foil was too tight

    @pete wrote:

    Dont you stomp ya foot with me :lol:

    200g flour (SR)
    100 g suet
    1 egg
    milk or water to bind
    jam
    pinch salt

    sieve flour mix with suet and salt work to a firm dough with egg and liquid
    roll out into rectangle spread with jam but not right to edges
    roll up into errr roll place in buttered foil and seal tightly
    steam for 2 hrs

    as every woman knows SR stands for self raising :roll:

    #357656

    You edited didn’t you?

    Please say you edited!!!!!!!!

    :oops:

    #357657

    Nope have a look at the original post :lol:

    #357658

    smart ar se

    anyway it came to a sticky end
    its in my bin
    but i will try again Pete with SR flour and a teatowel this time

    6 dead flies
    a moth the size of suns
    stupid spider
    1 or 2 of my daughters hairs
    a cobweb

    #357659

    Just put a pleat in the foil

    #357660

    @sunny wrote:

    Ok is it just me or is this UK pilot thingy a right jumped up c00nt :roll:

    pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #357661

    @pete wrote:

    Just put a pleat in the foil

    Aha
    Gotcha

    You didn’t mention a pleat originally

    #357662

    No but i did mention SR flour :wink: :lol:

    #357663

    I sat on sofa last night, typing in JC one handed
    In my other hand I grasped a can of fly spray
    A soddin fly was tormenting me(its brothers were probably dangling from my kitchen ceiling)
    Three attempts and I blitzed the little bugga
    It collapsed in my ash tray!!! where it buzzed and wriggled for at least 20 mins throwing ash up everywhere
    In the end I emptied ashtray in bin
    I can only laugh at suffering for so long

    Anyways…

    Shopping today I bought a venus fly trap ( I asked sales assistant and they didnt do child sized ones) and a pack of three window stickers that have daisies on them. Its the posh alternative to fly papers. so far the one i’ve put up has caught 2

    God, I do go on…. :?

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