standards at JC

It has come to my attention that the standards at JC are slipping, not only by the members but by the newbies too.

So along with the Just chat paragraph 3. subsection ii

Namely: Just chat will not tolerate abuse or harrasment rules one has been forced to add, thou shalt treat newbies as you would wish to be treated.

Now before you all go off at your usual tangents with your fooks and your koonts i would like to remind you of the first Just Chat rule (please refer to paragraph 3 subsection ii)

So now , the rule though shalt not abuse newbies will be in force from this day forward.

however, there are always exceptions to the rules i.e for sunny who normally performs the initiation ceremony by making all newbies perform various acts of a physical nature, (newbies please note* the favourite one of sitting on her face I beleive is the one you will all be marked on )

Other exceptions are until you are a accepted you cannot carry out the following:

1. No newbie is allowed to refer to Fastcars as fasty, ugs, the dutch dwarf, or other equally I’m your freind names
2. No newbie is allowed within sniffing distance of Pats cupboard, any violation of this rule will be dealt with by sunny.
3. No newbie will refer to our resident care in the community cases as ‘nutters’ or looneytunes or any other derogatory remark, please remember, one shouldn’t mock the afflicted because there is a good chance you may be like it yourself one day!
4. No newbie will correct spelling or punctuation as they are likely to receive a big punctutation mark where one doesn’t normally recieve punctuation marks.
5. All newbies must stand to attention on the appearance of the following hosts: batty, gm and of course the hoff.
6. All newbies must learn that our cheif host PB really cares, if you have any problems or are upset in anyway , please feel free to pm said host as he is a gentle caring soul and always, without fail, takes the time to listen and show that JC has a real caring side. However if you require any medication then please make alternative arrangements.
7. Please remember this is real life at JC and anyone suggesting otherwise will be severely dealt with.
8. any newbie spamming the boards will be allowed to do so for at least 48 hours, after this how long you will be able to continue will be up to how many of the regs you can insult, and subsequently how many of the regs keep logging in to see how well you are doing.
9. Any newbie having had sexual encounters with anyone on JC must ensure any photgraphic evidence is passed by fastcars and pats before posting.
10. Any newbies posting the sad news of someones death must produce the following: a body, followed by several sobbing JC members and the will, any mourning will be fully dependant on the size of the amount left in the will: £1 – 10 a sniff n a snuffle £10 – 100 a sniffle , a snuffle and a wail, £100 – 1000 a sniff, a snuffle and 2 wails, anything over this amount will produce a whole family of wailers and weepers and several posts.

so, I do hope all of the above is clear to you, if you do have any questions please call the just chat help line where you will be instantly dealt with.