speedo’s

A man went to spain on his holidays, he was there about 2 weeks and no joy in pulling any of the women, where all his mates had no problem.

He asked a barman what the problem was. The barman looked at his shorts and said “there your problem, there at least 10 years old, heres what you do – get yourself a pair of speedo’s two sizes too small and stick a potato down them, the women will flock to you.

The next day the man goes out and buys a pair of speedo’s two sizes too small and a potato, but as he walks down the beach all the women dirvert their eyes in horror.

Upset the man returned to the bar and gave out to the barman as he followed his instructions and still no joy with the women.

The barman just looked at him and said – your meant to put the potato down the front!!!.