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so thats where all me paper clips went
turn your back for one second :shock:
@soulie wrote:
turn your back for one second :shock:
:shock: NO THANKYOU!! I came in for a bloody job that’s all. :lol:
Do you need a C.V?
Here’s one from my ex boss.
I find Anthony very honest and trustworthy, and am sorry to see him leave. He has been a great asset to our company and has always been a polite young man who has potential.
He is very ambitious and he has a great sense of humour, though, I couldn’t help but feel that he was being a tad bit rude when he started laughing at Jim his co – worker falling off the ladder, though maybe Jim deserved it seeing as he was breaking into an house at the time.
Who am I kidding,
do not, I repeat do not employ this lil CU NT!!
jobs yours ant
we had people applying for jobs at our place.. some of them are really funny, i won’t mention names…
but we had a 63 year old guy applied for the job
the application form said, he is the best person for the job, because god told him so, and everyone should be treated equal, regardless of skill
what the hell is that about?
anyway.. when can you start ant, i got some filing for you to do, then we are off to the pub for the 2 hour paid lunch break you get
@soulie wrote:
jobs yours ant
we had people applying for jobs at our place.. some of them are really funny, i won’t mention names…
but we had a 63 year old guy applied for the job
the application form said, he is the best person for the job, because god told him so, and everyone should be treated equal, regardless of skill
what the hell is that about?
anyway.. when can you start ant, i got some filing for you to do, then we are off to the pub for the 2 hour paid lunch break you get
LMAO – and the best part about it is that he’s Sixty Three, he’ll be retiring in two years time.
Bless him though, for saying that God told him that he was the best for the job. That’s something I’ll have to try.
What position is he applying for? And what’s he mean everyone should be treated fairly regardless of their skill? There’d be no point in me applying for a position as something like Football Manager if I didn’t have a fooking clue about football.
About your job offer, I find filing rather stressful. Have you got anything easier? I also want a company car and company pension, and I want to be a major shareholder. I want to sleep with the boss, but only if the boss is female, I want twenty four weeks holiday a year, I want free food, I want four hour lunch breaks and two hour ciggy breaks, I want to start at 12 in the afternoon and finish at 3 in the afternoon, I want full pay, twice the minimum wage, I want an office of my own with widescreen tele, I want a cardboard cut out of Cheryl Tweedy (I’d have the real thing but I aint greedy) :lol: I want a mobile phone with free credit supplied by the company, and I want compensation. (I slipped on the floor in advance)
Is that ok?
the job at our place is transport manager.. a good wage too 25 grand a year… i would’nt touch it with a barge poll though… not even a barge boll thats 50 foot long..
if you can live on 10 days hoilday a year… being told what to do.. being told to stay behind and not get paid for it… and licking the boss’s bottom.. you can then apply :D
but anyway, you are a demanding person mr ant… we can do everything apart from the cardboard cut out, all of those are stacked away in my office
@soulie wrote:
the job at our place is transport manager.. a good wage too 25 grand a year… i would’nt touch it with a barge poll though… not even a barge boll thats 50 foot long..
if you can live on 10 days hoilday a year… being told what to do.. being told to stay behind and not get paid for it… and licking the boss’s bottom.. you can then apply :D
but anyway, you are a demanding person mr ant… we can do everything apart from the cardboard cut out, all of those are stacked away in my office
I wouldn’t mind being a Transport Manager. Mainly paperwork isn’t it? I’d do it if I could somehow fiddle the books. :shock: J/K. :D
Ten days holiday a year? I’d find a way to get a break. Being told what to do, now that’ll be a problem, I like to be asked. Licking the Boss’s ass, well, I couldn’t do that. Is that optional? :lol:
T’is a shame about the Cardboard Cut – Out though, ok, I’ll settle for a Cardboard Cut – Out of Mo – Molam in a Gladiator costume. :shock: Waheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. :oops:
well its not just paperwork, you also expexted to be in the warehouse picking the pallets out in the morning and loading wagons on the forklift… tis 6 till when ever everything is finished.. debbie who is leaving somtimes does 6 till 4pm
mo molam, that can be sorted… we got the real thing
@soulie wrote:
well its not just paperwork, you also expexted to be in the warehouse picking the pallets out in the morning and loading wagons on the forklift… tis 6 till when ever everything is finished.. debbie who is leaving somtimes does 6 till 4pm
mo molam, that can be sorted… we got the real thing
6 until whenever? I prefer a fixed hour so I can pi ss the boss off by taking my time and working over that time, just like I do now. :D
*Un – Zips for Mo – Molam* 8)
:lol: hi guys xooxoxooxxoox
so what you up to ?in her contract its 6 till 2pm.. but she never gets paid the over time.. or even paid at all for working over
hiya foxy
we upto nothing.. ant is just un zipping.. and i am getting it out
when i say it… i mean.. the yogut from the fridge
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