Bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages.
The Assistant looked at him and asked “Are you Irish?”
“If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, ay? Would ya?”
The assistant says, “Well no”
And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if
I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?”
“Well, I probably wouldn’t” the assistant replies
With self-indignation, the man says, “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?”
The Assistant replies, “Because you’re at Homebase.”