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16 October, 2007 at 10:48 pm #291206
Does anyone know if Jesus ever managed to get a shag while he was alive…. :?:
16 October, 2007 at 11:01 pm #291207Mary Magdalene was a prostitute, she washed Jesus’ feet with her hair… Looks like he might of … Dirty boy :lol:
16 October, 2007 at 11:02 pm #291208@fastcars wrote:
Does anyone know if Jesus ever managed to get a shag while he was alive…. :?:
tut tut Fasty….
He shagged Mary Magdalene and they had a sprog and the line continued.
You could be a relation :wink:
16 October, 2007 at 11:03 pm #291209Maybe this will help.
16 October, 2007 at 11:04 pm #291210@*Sian wrote:
Maybe this will help.
There ya go… she was a loose woman and he was a red bluddied male….
16 October, 2007 at 11:05 pm #291211I bet she wa’ a right goer! :lol:
16 October, 2007 at 11:11 pm #291212@*Sian wrote:
I bet she wa’ a right goer! :lol:
You seen the painting by Da Vincie the last supper? People still think she was in it as one of the “eaters” looked Very very female….. :shock:
If you believe in Jesus and all that of course :oops: I just like the gossipy conspiracy theories and dont believe in anything other than a life after this. Cant pigeon hole what I believe in into a catagory, but the closest I can get is Spiritulism. Has nowt to do with some guy turning bread into wine… though I would shake any guys hand who could :wink:
17 October, 2007 at 1:28 pm #291213@waspish wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
@waspish wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
@mellowcello wrote:
I think all this disrespect to our church goin brethren is nothing short of fu**in outrageous.
I bet those of you whose married got married in church, got your kids christened in church, went to funerals etc……double standards if you ask me, have a bit of respect in future you dont know whats round the corner! 8)Matthew 7:1-5
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured unto you. 3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me cast out the mote out of thine eye; and lo, the beam is in thine own eye? 5 Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye. O:)
TEK YOU AND YER SMITIN AND WILT THOUIN AND FEK RITE OFF PAL
FEAR IS RELIGION
RELIGION IS FEAR
and waspish said breathe bensons and hedges upon them, bring thine wine to mine and the oord knows ill be happpppy god is a nasty joke on the world by the little people …:lol:
Now, just let me get this straight. You’re actually telling me to “Fek Rite Off” because I quoted a biblical passage that basically states that you shouldn’t sit in judgment of other people. Waspish, I didn’t realize how comical you were. And, I don’t know about you, but I don’t fear religion. I fear people who have nothing better to do with their life than to condemn people for their beliefs.As far what you think of me and what I believe, let me check my meter:
Yep, Still don’t give a F*ck :roll: :wink:
lmfaoo :lol: :lol: :lol:
sozzzz pet didnt realise you were a believer at the time. actually i didnt mean you personally but when ye get down to it ye have to agree that religion is mass brainwashing of the moronic and uneducated put in place soley to control people and scare the bejesus out of them as children therefore ensuring blind faith as an adult. so yep the fek off stands but not to you personally just the bible thumpin bit.ps where was god when maddie went missing
when 711 happened
for 2 world wars
in darfur
at public stonings done in his name
at childrens bedroom doors as theyre being raped by grown men
at beslan school
on christmas morning when children here in england will go hungry because mum needs some brown powder or dad needs another can of super strength lager
when someone can tell me any good their so called god has done ill listen until then ill carry on being a religion hater and proud of it.
if god is so good why is half the world starving while the other half are killing each other ??
GOOD GOD i dont think soSo what you’re actually afraid of is what you don’t understand. I believe that so many appalling things happen in this world because evil is extremely influential. I know God exists because I have personal proof of it and of course, I have faith. Now, I’m not going to keep debating this with you because it’s a waste of time. Nothing I say will change you’re thoughts and I really don’t care if you have religion in your life anyway. Obviously you feel you don’t need it. I mean, you seem like a such a happy person (sarcasm).
17 October, 2007 at 1:30 pm #291214This might just be my ignorance again, but what happened on July 11th? :roll:
17 October, 2007 at 2:14 pm #291215You only hate it because you out of practice.
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