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Okay….. :lol:
That was…ever so slightly confusing!
@American Woman wrote:
[You see, what’s great about being a Catholic is that you can go to confession. I should be good by Monday. :lol: :lol:
Confession was devised as a method of getting round the hypocrisy within the Catholic faith.
@fastcars wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
[You see, what’s great about being a Catholic is that you can go to confession. I should be good by Monday. :lol: :lol:
Confession was devised as a method of getting round the hypocrisy within the Catholic faith.
Do you always take life so seriously? You must be a ton of fun at parties. You really seem like a joy to be around.:lol: :lol: :lol:
I’m normally in charge of the catering. I can work wonders with a few loaves and a couple of fish… :wink:
That’s not very impressive. :roll: I’d much rather have a caterer that can turn water into wine. :wink:
:? I wonder if this Fastcars fella is the Antichrist.
:-k@American Woman wrote:
That’s not very impressive. :roll: I’d much rather have a caterer that can turn water into wine. :wink:
:? I wonder if this Fastcars fella is the Antichrist.
:-khe/s a pu/ssycat really. 8)
Im partial to pussy I gotta admit.
Do I need to go to confession now… 8)
@American Woman wrote:
:? I wonder if this Fastcars fella is the Antichrist.
:-kMaybe…… just maybe….. AW is the “real” Antichrist.
@fastcars wrote:
@American Woman wrote:
:? I wonder if this Fastcars fella is the Antichrist.
:-kMaybe…… just maybe….. AW is the “real” Antichrist.
Still, I’m not going to keep defending myself to you or anybody else Fastcars. But, to show that I’m Christian and don’t harbor and ill feelings about you, I thought I’d leave you with a little giggle. :wink:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
“I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers,
“My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds,
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.” :lol: :lol: :lol:Now tell me that’s not frigging hilarious! :twisted:
Christianity is frigging hilarious.
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