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“Bohemian Tandoori” Parody by Francesca Aguilera
Is it a bhuna? Is it a jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order, they all look the same to me.
Open your mouth, just taste a bit and see.
Spent too much money but now I need to eat
And I’m stoney broke, not a bean.
Here’s the cheapest menu I’ve seen?
Korma, saag or madras doesn’t really matter to me, to me.Naan, I could kill a naan.
All that drink’s gone to my head, I’ll have some food then go to bed.
No, dinner’s just begun And now I’m going to throw it all away.
Naan, oh-oh-oh-oh. Don’t it really make you cry?
Do you want to guess where I’ll spend my day tomorrow?
In the bog, in the bog
Revisiting the Madras.Too late, my dinner’s back.
Sends shivers down my spine, stomach aching all the time.
Someone eat that bhaji, I’ve got to go.
Got to leave you all behind and use the loo.No, no-o-o more
I’m feeling rather dry, it makes me wish I’d never come here at all.I see a little chicken tikka on the side.
Rogan josh, rogan josh with a little bit of mango.
Vindaloo so spicy does me very nicelyBiryani (biryani) biryani (biryani) biryani and mango
Lime pickle ? o ? o ? oI had a balti, somebody help me.
He’s had a balti, help him to the lavatory
Then keep away or you’ll be quarantined.Here it comes, there it goes, technicolour yawn, I chunder
No! Here it comes again (there it goes) I chunder.
Here it comes again
And again
Here it comes again, Here it comes again, Here it comes again, Here it comes againThis vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me, Poor me, Poor meSo you think if I throw up I’ll be alright?
I thought I could eat curry and drink all night.
But maybe I’ll just puke like a baby.
It just had to come out, just had to come out right hereEpsoms, Alka Seltzer, Andrews or Rennies.
Nothing makes a difference, nothing makes a difference to me.Anyway the wind blows??..
“I Can See Clearly Now” Based on the performance by Johnny Nash
“I Can See Bruce Lee Now” Parody by MatthiasBRUCE ALMIGHTY!!!
I can see Bruce Lee now
Straight from Hong Kong
I can see his bespectacledness
Do Kar-ate
Gone is that Jackie Chan, he’s so behind
Bruce Lee’s got
Fists (Fists) Fists
Fists of Fur-y
Bruce Lee’s got
Fists (Fists) Fists
Fists of Fur-yI think I can kick ass now
Entered Dragon
All of those Jujitsu lessons have well paid off
Here is the staff bow I’ve been eBaying for
I wanna be like
Like (Like) Like
That Bruce-y BabeLook all around there’s nothing but samurais
Kicks to the head see how that Bruce fliesHe is Almighty now,
Ninjas long gone
Looking like Ar-nold from Happy Days
Gone is the Kung Foo where I lost my mind
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
Tae Kwon Do-ing
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
With a sword blade
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
Chin-easily(Chinese Gong)
“A Design for Life” Based on the performance by Manic Street Preachers
“Free Toothpaste for Life” Parody by Jim ADentists gave us power,
tooth floss came and made us free
what price now, for a big bottle of listerine
I wish I had a toothbrush
right here on that grey molar
and that filling, would not cause me this painI don’t wear the brace now
and that tooth cap fell out
and though they’re turning green again
and I’m told I need false teeth inFree toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for lifeI wish my teeth were plastic
and not attached to me
‘cos using council water
Is so nearly freeI still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they’re turning green again
and I’m told I need a fillingFree toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for lifeI still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they’re turning green again
and I’m told I need a fillingFree toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
:lol: Keep ’em coming Trapps.
“Angel” Based on the performance by Robbie Williams
“Partys And Drinking” Parody by MC JBI sit and wait,
For beer to come,
I cant wait to get pissed,
It wont take long,
I’ll down it all quick,
I’ll be pissed in a minute,
This is what i’ve been told,
That the quicker,
You drink licker tonight,
You’ll get more pissed and out your head,
When you drink the more percent,
And my heads starting to spin,Then im sick inside a bin,
And all night, long,
Theres people sat beside me,
Drinking and being untidy,
Then i look up again,
And im sick over them,
Wherever they may take me,
Im sure to be sick if you wake me,
When i drink my beer,
I turn into an alki,
Toilets the best place for me,When im all dizzy,
And my legs cant take,
Me off the setee,
I look around,
I hear voices and the drum n base sound,And as the night goes on,
seem to drink more and more,
even though i dont want it,Then im sick inside a bin,
And all night, long,
Theres people sat beside me,
Drinking and being untidy,
Then i look up again,
And im sick all over them,
Wherever they may take me,
Im sure to be sick if you wake me,
When i drink my beer,
I turn into an alki,
The toilets the best place for me,I cant see, straight,
My eyes have gone all funny,
There cross eyed and ive lost my money,
It was about 20 quid,
I’m just so wasted,
I cant find no more vodka,
The beer makes her look better
I drink at partys,
Ive turned into an alki,IVE BEEN SICK ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR,
“Barbie Girl” – “Schizo Girl”
“Hey, psycho!”
who, me?
“wanna go kill somebody?”
sure! (*giggles*)I’m a schizo girl, In my schizo world
So many choices: I hear voices!
I listen to my chums, Drugged up on valium
Intimidation Of the populationI’m a white teenaged girl,
In my fantasy world
Smash the phone, stay at home,
Voices haunt me:“You’re too meek, you’re a freak;
Feel the horror and shame
Afterall, you know they’re
Out to get you.”You can laugh
You can sneer
But I swear
I hear his voice… Oooh-ohhh!I’m a schizo girl, In my schizo world
So many choices: I hear voices!
I listen to my chums, Drugged up on valium.
It’s a conspiracy: They are going to get me!“See them talking, see them stalking”
Uh uh… oh-kay
“Try to chill you, want to kill you”
Oh-no! Oh-no!When there’s no one at home,
Do whatever I hear
Curling up on the floor,
Don’t let no one come near.“Come, jump in; I’m your friend:
Let us do this again.
Get the knife, end their life.
No more worries.”You can hope
You can pray
But you know
That I’m your daughter. Woah-oh.I’m a schizo girl, In my schizo world
So many choices: I hear voices!
I listen to my chums, Drugged up on valium.
Its a conspiracy: They are going to get me!“See them talking, see them stalking”
Uh uh… oh-kay
“Try to chill you, want to kill you”
Oh-no! Oh-no!Oh, I’m having so much fun!
“Well, dont stop now, we’re just getting started.”
Is that a white van…?I’ll have to see if I can find it to listen to when I’ve got the time.
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