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I start a new job on monday… no more skiving for me :(
I was once a camponologist.
@will wrote:
i once chased a bailiff with me crickit bat
Something to tell the grandchildren, hey Will?! :lol:
I have a blue butterfly tattooed on my foot :D
I once vandalised someone’s car! Drove without a licence, through a red light, and bumped into a fence.. When i was very young, too lazy to do my paper round, dumped the papers and claimed i had been robbed! Wrote a song, had it recorded.. Invented something.. (if you could call it that) – Got no credit! Flagged down a cop-car and asked for a lift home. Threw a stone, and hit a C.I.D car. :lol: (Not funny really).. Frightened someone into thinking they were seeing a ghost! :P
Do you know something, i put all this (And More) on my C.V, and no-ome saw the funny side! :shock:
I was Miss Babycham and and runner up in Miss National Holiday Parks in 1991. Oh the prestige! Haha
I have two cats but one of them thinks she’s a dog….
@will wrote:
a bee once stung me on the ass
Poor Thing.. (I mean the bee) lol.. :lol: I have a Chicken called “Dinner”.. :lol:
I wish i had a 12 inch penis
instead of this enormous thing :lol:
Will said T’was big.. :lol:
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