Something of interest

Well dear me,more of my replies disappear into cyber-space,maybe it was the swearing or me criticising boards regulars-two things that are NEVER condoned on these boards,i’ve yet to see anyone else post something even slightly abusive-so smack my bottom and call me Mildred :oops:

Just so you lot can see that i am interesting i thought i would tell you a funny recent happening and it is also something that will help me sleep much better at night……..here goes.

I just sat down to Sunday lunch and was watching TV at the same time,the adverts came on,do you know,that with bodyform thingies…….ya know the things that are for womens bits that i dare not mention………….FFS ya get a free protective tin……….BASTAD EXCITED I AM NOW………SOZ……….AND YA KNOW WHAT………….SARAH IS CURRENTLY ON HER WAY TO ASDA FOR A WHEEL BARROW LOAD****DEEP BREATHES******……………right back to normal,blood pressure lowered.

I do so hope the subject of this post meets with the approval of the moderators.

Remember………i don’t foookin care ……mwaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh