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rite HELP HELP HELP plzzz… my pal getting married this Friday at Greta and has asked me to give her something Blue…. she doesnt want a garter or jewelry etc something from me… which she’ll tuck into her knickers lol thought doodle nae probs… well ive searched me house aint got anything blue nowt not even a blue item of undies or anything…. so i was thinking of writting a wee peom on blue paper you think that will count…. thought if i put onto to paper my thoughts and love and best wishes.
so any ideas would be WELCOMED…. i thought of attaching a blue ribbon from my lads baby blue teddy also…??
how about your nose lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
rite HELP HELP HELP plzzz… my pal getting married this Friday at Greta and has asked me to give her something Blue…. she doesnt want a garter or jewelry etc something from me… which she’ll tuck into her knickers lol thought doodle nae probs… well ive searched me house aint got anything blue nowt not even a blue item of undies or anything…. so i was thinking of writting a wee peom on blue paper you think that will count…. thought if i put onto to paper my thoughts and love and best wishes.
so any ideas would be WELCOMED…. i thought of attaching a blue ribbon from my lads baby blue teddy also…??
a poem on blue paper will be fine mary lol……..the irish rhyme to that is ? something old, something new, where a sixpence in yer shoe ………..so think yerself lucky lol u try gettin a sixpence lol xxx
@cath 55 wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
rite HELP HELP HELP plzzz… my pal getting married this Friday at Greta and has asked me to give her something Blue…. she doesnt want a garter or jewelry etc something from me… which she’ll tuck into her knickers lol thought doodle nae probs… well ive searched me house aint got anything blue nowt not even a blue item of undies or anything…. so i was thinking of writting a wee peom on blue paper you think that will count…. thought if i put onto to paper my thoughts and love and best wishes.
so any ideas would be WELCOMED…. i thought of attaching a blue ribbon from my lads baby blue teddy also…??
a poem on blue paper will be fine mary lol……..the irish rhyme to that is ? something old, something new, where a sixpence in yer shoe ………..so think yerself lucky lol u try gettin a sixpence lol xxx
ive actually got a silver sixpence i got fae the ‘Frosty Breaches’ last xmas dumpling lol
@sweetass wrote:
Watch for the ink running arbito :!: :!: :wink: but i think its a lovely idea xx
lol ill seal it in an blue envelope also eh just incase lol
Write the following sweet little poem from the Bridegroom to the Bride:…….
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I just can’t wait,
To shag the arse off you.I’m sure that they will both appreciate the thought behind this.
pm me Mary with names.wee habits and fave songs and i will do ye proud with a wee Poem,, L x
a glasgow rangers shirt
How about a blue movie. A video would probably be a bit bulky but im sure she could slip a dvd into her knickers without it being noticed. :D
…. or perhaps a USB memory stick heavily disguised as a dildo for that ultimate blue movie experience.
The bride could carry it with her, stored in her favourite place, and when the time ‘comes’ for the movie to be watched the dildo could be recoverd (lovingly by the bridegroom of course?) and the USB end inserted into a computer.
If the USB/dildo were coloured blue then she could have something blue on her (or in her) both literally as well as figuratively.
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