Some jokes for ya.

Scientists recently discovers some intelligent dna in women.
Unfortuneately they keep spiiting it out :lol:

Whats the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth?
Einsteins c*ck :lol:

Englishman Irishman and a jock walk into a bar.
The barman says is this a bleedin joke. :lol:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cos he was in a fridge :lol:

How do you stop a dog from sh@gging your leg?
Suck his d*ck :lol:

Two wigs and a sh!t walk into a bar. The wigs sit down and the sh!t goes to the bar and asks for 2 pints of lager and a double whiskey.
The barman says bugger of mate your 2 mates are off there head and your steaming :lol:

That’ll do ya for now :D