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    well since all these threads poppin up aboot us Scottish being Inbred etc… and Noo got a brain cell between us… here’s a little story…

    Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called”Tickets, please!” and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots’ ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen’s stall and called “Ticket, Please!” When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door

    lmfao ehhh… r wee the dafties noo lol

    #199493

    When Jock moved to London he constantly annoyed his English acquaintances by boasting about how great Scotland was. Finally, in exasperation, one said, “Well, if Scotland’s so marvelous, how come you didn’t stay there?”
    “Well,” explained Jock “they’re all so clever up there I had to come down here to have any chance of making it at all



    lol

    #199494

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #199495

    i know it will get moved as norty me should of put this in the joke section lol

    #199496

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    well since all these threads poppin up aboot us Scottish being Inbred etc… and Noo got a brain cell between us… here’s a little story…

    :?: :?: :?:

    But we all know it’s not true…… :D

    #199497

    They tried introducing ‘Pay As You Leave’ buses where I live.
    They had to abandon it when they found a dead Scotsman
    on the top deck. :lol:

    #199498

    :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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