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    Tequila (by country singer Joe Nichols :lol: )

    She said: “I’m going out with my girlfriends.
    “Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.”
    Oh, have mercy, my only thought,
    Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    I told her: “Put an extra layer on.”
    I know what happens when she drinks Patron.
    Her closet’s missin’ half the things she bought:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
    Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
    Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
    Drop a contact down the sink.
    Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long,
    If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
    She might come home in a table cloth:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh oh.

    Instrumental Break.

    She can handle any champagne brunch:
    A bridal shower with Bacardi punch.
    Jello shooters full of Smirnoff,
    But Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
    Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
    Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
    Drop a contact down the sink.

    She don’t mean nothin’, she’s just havin fun.
    Tomorrow she’ll say: “Oh, what have I done?”
    Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    #198752

    tequila mmmm

    just dont drink a full bottle is all I can say [-X

    #198753

    @giggles wrote:

    tequila mmmm

    just dont drink a full bottle is all I can say [-X

    Sound advice 8) :lol:

    #198754

    Oss

    Recently me and 3 mates went through 5 btls of tequila not to mention a shed load of other drinks.

    I would just like to say it aint big and it aint clever, but my god did we have a lot of fun :lol:

    Oh and sore heads the next day :evil:

    #198755

    It’s another tequila sunrise
    Starin’ slowly ’cross the sky, said goodbye
    He was just a hired hand
    Workin’ on the dreams he planned to try
    The days go by

    Ev’ry night when the sun goes down
    Just another lonely boy in town
    And she’s out runnin’ ’round

    She wasn’t just another woman
    And I couldn’t keep from comin’ on
    It’s been so long
    Oh, and it’s a hollow feelin’ when
    It comes down to dealin’ friends
    It never ends

    Take another shot of courage
    Wonder why the right words never come
    You just get numb
    It’s another tequila sunrise,this old world
    Still looks the same,
    Another frame, mm…

    We all love the Eagles – Don’t we???

    :- :- :- :- :-

    #198756

    yeah we do. Are they on tour again? (It’s on me list of ‘100 things to do before I am 50’).

    #198757

    @james Belfast wrote:

    yeah we do. Are they on tour again? (It’s on me list of ‘100 things to do before I am 50’).

    http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/eagles/tours.jhtml

    I don’t know how old you are – But they’re not that young so you’d better hop to it :roll:

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