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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone! Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
can you buy this tequilla over the counter or is it prescribed only? lol :D :D
:lol: :lol: I’m a light weight..can’t handle tequila :lol:
@paddypower69 wrote:
can you buy this tequilla over the counter or is it prescribed only? lol :D :D
prescription for ladies only :lol:
Men have to buy there own :lol:
Ode to Jose the curse of cuervo,
So hard to say no through it gives on the fever,
Pretends to be friendly,
Then it’s all over, over,
It’s all over, over,
Pretends to be fine,
Then the curse of tequilaIt makes me happy,
Con tequila it feels fine,
Con tequila when the doors are opened,
And con tequila when they’re calling time,
That’s the curse ofSierra sunrise and margarhitta,
They’ll break your heart in the desert heat,
Tell you you’re thirsty,
They’ll tell you you’re sober, sober,
It’s all over, over,
They’ll tell you you’re fine,
Then the curse of tequila…If there’s a lot no your mind it’s there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it it’s time,
And you’re saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time tequilaThat’s the curse of tequila…..
:wink: :wink: :wink: count me in lol
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
:wink: :wink: :wink: count me in lol
We can play Mexican Twister :D
@*Sian* wrote:
Slapper :lol:
Thank you :D
I’m still more of a vodka kinda girl 8)
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