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The sex fairy…
The Sex Fairy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
=============2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
=============3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.=============
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!=============
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
==============7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times.Now sex has been sent to you. The ‘Hot Sex Fairy’
Well there you go then now we know!!! lol :wink:
However me thinks with respect …………………. & I quote….
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
You might be doing it wrong!! ………… try sinex much more effective !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)pmsl @ mr pats!! :lol:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)He’s that good eh? :lol:
@*Sian wrote:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)He’s that good eh? :lol:
or Pats is that bad :wink: :lol:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)He’s that good eh? :lol:
or Pats is that bad :wink: :lol:
fook off mucky. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)he’s prolly already nodded orf.
@lancsman48 wrote:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)he’s prolly already nodded orf.
ur only jealous :lol: :lol:
@pats wrote:
@lancsman48 wrote:
@pats wrote:
7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
this is true. i ofton fall asleep waitin fa mr pats to finish………. O:)he’s prolly already nodded orf.
ur only jealous :lol: :lol:
ok ok you found me out
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