so… it’s cold in Finland (yes, this is about weather…)

Those crazy Russians were all having a dip in the river yesterday. One of them lost 4 of his fingers to frostbite. Crazy bam’s.

@rubyred wrote:

THE FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE SCALE FOR SCOTLAND.
50F degrees people in Southern England turn on the central heating.
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants.

40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs.

35F degrees Cars in the South of England refuse to
start.
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down.

20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats.
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & women start wearing mini-skirts.

15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent.
People from Dundee swim in
the North Sea at Broughty Ferry.

Zero degrees life in the South grinds to a halt.
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it
gets cold.

Minus 10F degrees Life in the South ceases to exist.
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket.

Minus 80F degrees Polar Bears wonder if it’s worth carrying on.
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers.

Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole.
People in Stirling put on their ‘long johns’

Minus 173F degrees Alcohol Freezes.
Glaswegians get nasty because all the pubs are
shut.

Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear.
The cows in Dunfermline complain about farmers with cold hands.

Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops.
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500F Hell freezes over.
SCOTLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP

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im on same latitude as you beatty ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: ur f/uckin hilarious u r :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So i’ll have somewhere to hang me jacket then if i come to Finland :twisted: