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9 July, 2018 at 3:54 pm #1100054
a blonde was walking along when she looked up to see a seagull flying overhead suddenly the bird drops a load when it was directly over her the blonde says “good thing i had my mouth open or that wouldve hit me right in the face!”
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9 July, 2018 at 3:57 pm #1100056Misterq your threads are on the whole really crap x
But you still don’t deserve the abuse you get for trying. The boards would be dead without your posts.
They have sod all to contribute but nasty remarks
Lets see what they can come up with.
I predict nothing.
Or some feeble attempt and getting their friends to comment.
They have no substance.
They are only here to laugh at others expense. The world is full of horrible scum people.
Keep being you.
9 July, 2018 at 5:51 pm #1100069I wonder who Mizzy opps firecracker could be?
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10 July, 2018 at 3:57 am #1100083Hello firecracker nice to meet you as somer says you sound familiar.
My main issue with mrq is he doesn’t think before he speaks, The brain and mouth simply aren’t connected.
Only thing that gets on my nerves is he giggles like a schoolgirl?
I also agree hes very classy firecracker god he oozes class.
Hey firecracker I heard mrq and mizzy had a fall out can you throw any light on this?
10 July, 2018 at 5:21 am #1100085Firecracker I don’t agree mrqs posts are crap as you stated.
I say strange mind numblingly boring maybe?
Let me explain how I think.
Say if I got on a bus here and a gentlemen sat by me and said cor mate ive just got divebombed by seagull nesting despite living 30 miles inland, then he starts laughing like a mad man. Just my luck id think I always meet these types.
Then the next day he gets on the bus again the next day sits by me and says he guess what the seagull doesn’t dive bomb me now he knows me I would get off the bus.
But back in the real world this is one talented seagull mrq ever thought about entering him on britains got talent?
10 July, 2018 at 8:18 am #1100087Firecracker I don’t agree mrqs posts are crap as you stated.
I say strange mind numblingly boring maybe?
Let me explain how I think.
Say if I got on a bus here and a gentlemen sat by me and said cor mate ive just got divebombed by seagull nesting despite living 30 miles inland, then he starts laughing like a mad man. Just my luck id think I always meet these types.
Then the next day he gets on the bus again the next day sits by me and says he guess what the seagull doesn’t dive bomb me now he knows me I would get off the bus.
But back in the real world this is one talented seagull mrq ever thought about entering him on britains got talent?
You should start a thread about it Milkman of thingie whatsit.
Its probably the most interesting thing you’ve ever said.
I have every faith in you both.
You could both shock us all by being interesting provocative and ever so slightly more you than you both currently are.
10 July, 2018 at 8:50 am #1100089Well the days of people doing threads on your behalf are a thing of the past thank god.
Even hugs and mrq have woken up it seems.
How about a nice poem firecracker?
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10 July, 2018 at 11:18 am #1100093Alas I fear, it may be such
You are slightly interesting but not very much
I don’t know Mizzy well but I’m sure she is great
You need another sausage on your plate
It’s not very nice to be mean to folk
Best you cut up that sausage or you might just choke
I may stand up for others and defend all I wish
You’re not always happy to take back crap that you dish
So you’re bitchy and nasty and ridicule
Snidey and sneaky but you are the fool
If you don’t like his threads then don’t comment its clear
That just being spiteful is all you have dear
I may be many things that many don’t like
But how about you both just ‘get on YOUR bike’
10 July, 2018 at 11:26 am #1100095All 40 species of gulls come inland to nest. Some seagulls travel inland just to nest and return to the coast during the winter, but some gulls never visit the sea at all. Birds from the family of gulls are commonly called seagulls but don’t necessarily live near the sea. Just sayin’…..
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10 July, 2018 at 11:32 am #1100098Well the days of people doing threads on your behalf are a thing of the past thank god.
Even hugs and mrq have woken up it seems.
How about a nice poem firecracker?
Thing of the past? I wouldn’t be so sure x
You know when in horror films they think the murderer is dead but they suddenly grab their ankle when they try to leave?
They ALWAYS come back x
I’m just like that.
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