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  • #1100054

    a blonde was walking along when she looked up to see a seagull flying overhead suddenly the bird drops a load when it was directly over her the blonde says “good thing i had my mouth open or that wouldve hit me right in the face!”

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    #1100056

    Misterq your threads are on the whole really crap x

    But you still don’t deserve the abuse you get for trying. The boards would be dead without your posts.

    They have sod all to contribute but nasty remarks

    Lets see what they can come up with.

    I predict nothing.

    Or some feeble attempt and getting their friends to comment.

    They have no substance.

    They are only here to laugh at others expense.  The world is full of horrible scum people.

    Keep being you.

     

     

    #1100069

    I wonder who Mizzy opps firecracker could be? :whistle:   :whistle:   :whistle:

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    #1100083

    Hello firecracker nice to meet you as somer says you sound familiar.

    My main issue with mrq is he doesn’t think before he speaks, The brain and mouth simply aren’t connected.

    Only thing that gets on my nerves is he giggles like a schoolgirl?

    I also agree hes very classy firecracker god he oozes class.

    Hey firecracker I heard mrq and mizzy had a fall out can you throw any light on this?

    #1100085

    Firecracker I don’t agree mrqs posts are crap as you stated.

    I say strange mind numblingly boring maybe?

    Let me explain how I think.

    Say if I got on a bus here and a gentlemen sat by me and said cor mate ive just got divebombed by seagull nesting despite living 30 miles inland, then he starts laughing like a mad man. Just my luck id think I always meet these types.

    Then the next day he gets on the bus again the next day sits by me and says he guess what the seagull doesn’t dive bomb me now he knows me I would get off the bus.

    But back in the real world this is one talented seagull mrq ever thought about entering him on britains got talent?

    #1100087

    Firecracker I don’t agree mrqs posts are crap as you stated.

    I say strange mind numblingly boring maybe?

    Let me explain how I think.

    Say if I got on a bus here and a gentlemen sat by me and said cor mate ive just got divebombed by seagull nesting despite living 30 miles inland, then he starts laughing like a mad man. Just my luck id think I always meet these types.

    Then the next day he gets on the bus again the next day sits by me and says he guess what the seagull doesn’t dive bomb me now he knows me I would get off the bus.

    But back in the real world this is one talented seagull mrq ever thought about entering him on britains got talent?

    You should start a thread about it Milkman of thingie whatsit.

    Its probably the most interesting thing you’ve ever said.

    I have every faith in you both.

    You could both shock us all by being interesting provocative and ever so slightly more you than you both currently are.

     

    #1100089

    Well the days of people doing threads on your behalf are a thing of the past thank god.

    Even hugs and mrq have woken up it seems.

    How about a nice poem firecracker?

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    #1100093

    Alas I fear, it may be such

    You are slightly interesting but not very much

    I don’t know Mizzy well but I’m sure she is great

    You need another sausage on your plate

    It’s not very nice to be mean to folk

    Best you cut up that sausage or you might just choke

    I may stand up for others and defend all I wish

    You’re not always happy to take back crap that you dish

    So you’re bitchy and nasty and ridicule

    Snidey and sneaky but you are the fool

    If you don’t like his threads then don’t comment its clear

    That just being spiteful is all you have dear

    I may be many things that many don’t like

    But how about you both just ‘get on YOUR bike’

     

     

    #1100095

    All 40 species of gulls come inland to nest. Some seagulls travel inland just to nest and return to the coast during the winter, but some gulls never visit the sea at all. Birds from the family of gulls are commonly called seagulls but don’t necessarily live near the sea. Just sayin’….. B-)

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    #1100098

    Well the days of people doing threads on your behalf are a thing of the past thank god.

    Even hugs and mrq have woken up it seems.

    How about a nice poem firecracker?

    Thing of the past? I wouldn’t be so sure x

    You know when in horror films they think the murderer is dead but they suddenly grab their ankle when they try to leave?

    They ALWAYS come back x

    I’m just like that.

    :yahoo:

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