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@toybulldog wrote:
‘These disgusting allegations against a distinguished chat forum host was counsel’s description of a just chat newsletter report which was the subject of a libel action by uk pilot.
‘Poison pens and vulgar tittle-tattle’, continued Judge sharongooner, ‘have been responsible for all this talk of “Spinnekar towers”, and this so-called “land of Just chat”.‘
He was amazed, he said, that any newsletter had dared to give such rumours currency.
NIGHTMARE STUFF
The so-called ‘experiments’, involving a ‘monster’ and the young daughter of regular chat poster Professor Pete, had been perfectly normal scientific procedure. Moreover the daughter (who had been lured by the hoff into his car with some very bad singing) was now, he understood, happily married, and had been deeply distressed by the publication of these rumours, which might well be though to be such stuff as post counts are made of.She vaguely remembered a young man whom her father addressed as Sgt Pepper, but denied that he had ‘meant’ anything to her. She had considered him ‘effeminate’.
LOL
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Policemen who for several nights had kept watch on a house in Eastcheap had brought to light a very serious state of affairs, prosecuting counsel told magistrates at an East London court.
The evidence, he said, left no doubt that the house was in every sense of the word disorderly.
A particular disquieting feature was that Mrs Cath55, proprietress of the house in question and now in the dock, seemed to make a speciality of providing serving Army officers with what he could only describe as ‘wine, women and song’.WELL-KNOWN NAMES
Several officers who had not reported for duty at the proper time were later found to have been frequenting this particular establishment.
‘I would take this opportunity’, said counsel, ‘to warn the court that attempts are likely to be made by the defendant to suggest that the place was under distinguished patronage. It would, I submit, be grossly unfair if these people were allowed to drag in the mud the names of people well known in London Society.’
After some discussion the court gave leave for a young man whose name had been mentioned in connection with the case to be referred to as ‘Mr H’.CALLED HIM ‘CHEATER’
Cath55 said that one of the officers referred to had, in fact, been her fiance for many years. She admitted that on one occasion she had tried to have him arrested for breach of promise, as well as for money owing to her, but stated that this had been due to a misunderstanding.
Questioned about her alleged association with a Captain Pistol, Miss D.Tearsheet of the same address agreed that he had on several occasions attempted to interfere with her clothing, but she had witnesses to testify that she had called out to others in the room asking them ‘for God’s sake’ to ‘thrust him downstairs’.
She had also told the captain to his face that he was, in her opinion, ‘an abominable cheater’.The case was adjourned.
@toybulldog wrote:
Policemen who for several nights had kept watch on a well known plumbers house in Brighton had brought to light a very serious state of affairs, prosecuting counsel told magistrates at an East London court.
The evidence, he said, left no doubt that the house was in every sense of the word disorderly and in desperate need of a stop co/ck.
A particular disquieting feature was that fifi trixibell a particularly saucy french lady who always seemed to dress in pink and was proprietress of the house in question and now in the dock, seemed to make a speciality of providing serving bulldogs ( so called because of their hairy appearance) of the toy variety, with what he could only describe as ‘wine, women and song’.
WELL-KNOWN NAMES
Several officers who had not reported for duty at the proper time were later found to have been frequenting this particular establishment and not only cavorting with the wine, woman and song , but also learning some very dodgy pracitices with some copper piping.‘I would take this opportunity’, said counsel, ‘to warn the court that attempts are likely to be made by the defendant to suggest that the place was under distinguished patronage, and was indeed a training school for plumbers, but , It would, I submit, be grossly unfair if these people were allowed to flood the market the names of people well known in London and Brighton Society.’
After some discussion the court gave leave for a young man whose name had been mentioned in connection with the case to be referred to as ‘Mr D’
CALLED HIM ‘CHEATER’
Fifi trixabell said that one of the officers referred to had, in fact, been her plumber for many years.
She admitted that on one occasion she had tried to have him arrested for overcharging for a washer as well as for money owing to her, but stated that this had been due to a misunderstanding and that this had been settled amicably with the offer of gold plated taps on her fawcett.
Questioned about her alleged association with a Captain Toy, Miss S. Unny of the same address agreed that he had on several occasions attempted to interfere with her Plumbing, but she had witnesses to testify that she had called out to others in the room asking them ‘for God’s sake’ to ‘flush him down the loo;.
She had also told the captain to his face that he was, in her opinion, ‘an abominable plumber’.
The case was adjourned.now see I get caths posts lol :lol:
@sharongooner wrote:
Judge sharongooner decrees cleverness should be banned from all message board posts on Sundays.
damn now I gotta be stoopid 7 days a week………
well I thought it was rather good of Shakespeare to namecheck such well-known JC posters.
ok sorry to Sharon for suggesting that she was an old fuddy-duddy bewhiskered judge (although it was an easy mistake to make), to ForgetMeNot who may not be a man of the cloth at all; to Pete who is not a distinguished scientist, to Cath who has never to my knowledge kept a house of ill-repute. And of course to Esme who does not make merry with Greek officers in orchards………..I think.
and I come up smelling of roses, well I did until that last post anyway.
Poor DOA, lucky sunny
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yuck at bewhiskered!
@toybulldog wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
Judge sharongooner decrees cleverness should be banned from all message board posts on Sundays.
damn now I gotta be stoopid 7 days a week………
well I thought it was rather good of Shakespeare to namecheck such well-known JC posters.
ok sorry to Sharon for suggesting that she was an old fuddy-duddy bewhiskered judge (although it was an easy mistake to make), to ForgetMeNot who may not be a man of the cloth at all; to Pete who is not a distinguished scientist, to Cath who has never to my knowledge kept a house of ill-repute. And of course to Esme who does not make merry with Greek officers in orchards………..I think.
and I come up smelling of roses, well I did until that last post anyway.
Poor DOA, lucky sunny
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i fink that shakespeare is a class geezer!! innit!! lol x
It all sounded like a regular episode of Shameless to me :lol:
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