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right we had the ban in since the clocks went back…. now you all know im a smoker… and not of the legal varitiy either lol… but im actually gradually taken with the smoking ban… infact im loving it… as you get a better laff ootside way the smokers… and you’ll yak with anyone… us smokers are soo friendly lol plus i can have a wee J instead of a fag… makes me more stable lol
but my ONLY PROBLEM IS….
the smell of Pi’ss and stale beer… n BO…. are furken RANK ill tell ya… well it is in oor locals… JMMOG… honstly poor ole Landlords now will have to rip everything out and start again….
as can you imagine the hoards of penisoners… who have had a wee dram or too many… pi’ss’d the seats without knowing… lol drys in… ya canny smell because of the smoke etc… well now folks… have a great big sniff in the pubs…. smelly pi’ss is what you smell… not the fine armoma’s of Hops’…. as it said it would lol
ohhh and i did it… lite up in a pub…. didnae think… even everyone around watched me light…. then 2 sec’s l8er…. MJ ur smokin… im like ohhh shyte lol
i have lost a few relatives to smoking, its not something i like to talk about, glad ur enjoying the ban
@flyingcolumn wrote:
i have lost a few relatives to smoking, its not something i like to talk about, glad ur enjoying the ban
I have lost 1 but the one good thing to come out of it, it shocked and scared some of my other relatives into giving up.
Just for your information…… in line with our new squeaky clean image at JustChat, we have imposed a compulsory ban on smoking.
This means that if any board user is known to be smoking whilst they read or reply to ANY thread on this board, they will face severe civil penalties.
The conditions of use are being amended to include this rule.
@forumhostpb wrote:
Just for your information…… in line with our new squeaky clean image at JustChat, we have imposed a compulsory ban on smoking.
This means that if any board user is known to be smoking whilst they read or reply to ANY thread on this board, they will face severe civil penalties.
The conditions of use are being amended to include this rule.
Very wise PB .
May I suggest the “Chat Smoke Detector” which I have patented . It’s like a USB card attachment – but contains a smoke detector device . The connection must be enabled for the patron to chat .
I can supply 1,000 of these at £200 each – let me know how many you want .Check this out! They’ve recently introduced disgusting pictures of stuff for our packs of cigs to try to turn people off smoking, gangrene feet, mouth cancer etc, pretty gross some of them. Anyway the following pics show the brand of cig’s I smoke. The first is the outside of the pack with one of the pics (one of the tame ones) and the second is what u see after opening the pack…..Well I thought it was hilarious! :lol: 8)
@forumhostpb wrote:
Just for your information…… in line with our new squeaky clean image at JustChat, we have imposed a compulsory ban on smoking.
This means that if any board user is known to be smoking whilst they read or reply to ANY thread on this board, they will face severe civil penalties.
The conditions of use are being amended to include this rule.
I wish this was true PB. I smoke most of my ciggys in the evening while sat behind this thing. The rest of the day the thought of lighting up doesn’t even occur to me.
U cud also try banning people posting pics that are far to big for the boards. Feckin pain they are… :wink:
@fastcars wrote:
U cud also try banning people posting pics that are far to big for the boards. Feckin pain they are… :wink:
:lol: It has a scrolling thingy ya lazy b@stard! :wink:
@kangawallafox wrote:
Check this out! They’ve recently introduced disgusting pictures of stuff for our packs of cigs to try to turn people off smoking, gangrene feet, mouth cancer etc, pretty gross some of them. Anyway the following pics show the brand of cig’s I smoke. The first is the outside of the pack with one of the pics (one of the tame ones) and the second is what u see after opening the pack…..Well I thought it was hilarious! :lol: 8)
LMFAO FIRKIN YRS SINCE IVE SEEN WINFIELD… lol ooppps caps SOZ…
ere when i was in Aussieland Marty… i used to smoke the Horizon menthol…. 50 fags in packet for $5 lol bet it aint $5 no mair.. as that will be 14yrs ago… lol
to the tune of American Pie plz…. folks keep in time…. and YES …. PB IM SMOKIN LOL
long long time agoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i can stilll remember…. cheap fags n cheap booZeeeeeeee… but NOW they dear and frowned upon…. ya canny smoke doon the pub…. all you firkin SMELL…. is pi’ss, puke………..
but now we have all the fun…. ootside SMIRTING waa the lovely MEN…. ohhh such flirts they are…. even the one’s drivin past in a CAR…. Mr Wolfie has giving UP… its been 4mths he’s doin well NAE COUGHIN UP….
here Marty on oor packs of fags etc….. we have ad’s SMOKING KILLS…. SMOKING CAUSE INFERTILITY….. inwhich i laff…. as well my m8 n her man smoke… they have between them 7 kids…. my other m8 n her man have 5…. Mr Wolfie has 3 all in I have 2…. my other pal have 3,
it is also known that the majourity of Scotland are smokers… aint caused problems with infertitlity up here…. ive even have a m8 who has never smoked and her hubby sadly for 10 yrs they have been tryin for a family and nothing/…. she laff’d when she saw the advert on my fags…. and said where’s the proof in that statment… and we got thinkin aboot everyone we know who smokes n doesnt smoke and workin out how many kids they had…. and most that smoked had 2 kids or more… the highest was a firends sister who is a smoker and pregnant with her 9th….
us Scottish females never no when to say NO eh lol
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