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I find all this mention of loo rolls most undignified when talking about the act of Love that is unless there is an incontinence problem. What’s wrong with the curtains I say.
It’s cus I dare !
I find baby wipes are far more effective – no lil bits left behind !!! :oops:
Why do you have to wipe it at all – just let it all flow out just like nature intended – and besides why do you think women were given mouths for :lol:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
well im amaZed with what im reading…. now if and when I require my sexual exerice which of late is increasing more n more, and Mr Wolfie starts moaning n groanin infact he’s saying ive given him another Hernia…!!!! I say well Huni if u didnt satifise me so much i wouldnt be wanting more n more…. then he’s says i use him like a sex-toy..!!! could u imagine…!! the cheek… ohhh and i use him as my form of exerice to lose the ole weight..!!
men are in their sexual prime think its aged 18 to 28…. and woman is 25 til 50…
proves we certainly have more stanima eh girls…
TWADDLE ..PRIME DOES’;NT HAVE NUMBERS MARY,PRIME STEAK IS BEST WELL DONE.I,M NOT QUITE IM MINE YET BUT MAY WELL ATTAIN IT SHORTLY. PERSEVERANCE WILL OUT!
@angel1 wrote:
@poppy wrote:
@spotlight wrote:
Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.
I was at it with the wife last night.
That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:
Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.
It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.
Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.
If I had been your wife I would have given you a slap :lol: But brilliant invention you got there, gimme a shout if it ever gets off the ground, im sick of running to the loo with my hands between my legs afterwards lol ~ sorry about that probably way too much information :oops:
why dont u just keep a spare roll of loo paper in ya bedside drawer, i do :lol: :lol:
doh!! now why didnt I think of that before? I hope I have room in there for a loo roll :wink:
good idea boojangle :lol: but eeeekkk to oss and langstraat :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL you are lucky that I am not your wife I would keep you up all night lol and the next night lol. :lol: :lol:
woman I was sorry to hear about your ability to keep someone up all night, snoring can be so disruptive, don’t you think?
And as to being able to keep you up all night and the next whatever you’ve got sounds better than Viagra well done, when are you coming to the UK?
Justaskin.LOL Langstraat LOL you are funny really you are and um I am not comeing to the UK anytime soon LOL. :lol: :lol:
Sex sex and more sex please :lol:
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