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    Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

    I was at it with the wife last night.

    That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

    Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

    It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

    Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

    #251649

    @spotlight wrote:

    Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

    I was at it with the wife last night.

    That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

    Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

    It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

    Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

    Your well funny :lol:

    #251650

    @spotlight wrote:

    Hello everyone, been away for a while, you probably don’t remember me anyway, but hope you have all been keeping well.

    I was at it with the wife last night.

    That’s it really just wanted to tell everyone. I still remembered what to do, and I didn’t fall off once…it was quite lierally like riding a bike :oops:

    Only joking i will elaborate, I do like at least 6 hours kip a night, so with me being up at 5am, I like to have done the business, run to the bathroom(whilst were on the subject i may go on Dragon’s den next year with a new invention, a bed with a toilet paper dispenser built in :D brilliant but simple eh?) get cleaned and be nodding off for 11pm( who shouted romance is dead?) Anyways she got in a mard because she saw me clancing at the clock during the session, we didnt get finished until nearly 11:30pm and I’ve been bloody knackered all day.

    It was my 35th birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I guess i’m more interested in sleeping nowadays then having it off.

    Just thought i’d share that with you all, I’ll try and post more from now on.

    i would divorce ya !!!! :lol: :lol:

    #251651

    i’d hide the clock. 8)

    #251652

    @pats wrote:

    i’d hide the clock. 8)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    wb spotlight :lol:

    #251653

    Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

    All these women want to do is to make it last a totally unnecessary length of time. It’s just like their conversation … gossip gossip gossip and nothing important to say.

    #251654

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

    All these women want to do is to make it last a totally unnecessary length of time. It’s just like their conversation … gossip gossip gossip and nothing important to say.

    Jack Duckworth!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

    #251655

    must admit i like my sleep too, and i’m only 26

    However i don’t mind how long it lasts for just as long as she does’nt ask for it again an hour later.

    maybe next time though you should set the alarm to go off at 11.30pm, draw the line, or start earlier

    #251656

    well i find it hard to sleep, so if u need a hand give us a shout lol, u young one,,,,,,

    sleep wotts that,,,,,,,,

    #251657

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

    All these women want to do is to make it last a totally unnecessary length of time. It’s just like their conversation … gossip gossip gossip and nothing important to say.

    Just reminded me actually mate reading this reply, I was having a dream last week, and I’d never been so disapointed in all me life when i woke up, I was dreaming i was doin it with CAROL SMILLIE it was f-in brill, ahhhhh to live in the dream world on a permanent basis, I was watching her on Strictly come dancing a few hours before(that must have been the reason i guess, obviously i don’t usually watch nonsense like that…but the wife does insist on watching it… cough cough)

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