Slavery Slayer

I think Emma Lush and Woohoo are the same person. and that means she is talking to herself :roll: :lol: :lol:

@emmalush wrote:

@slayer wrote:

Not that anyone is the slightest bit interested in my eating habits but thanks for asking Emma

Ok, lets broaden the interest, i sense nervousness, a quivering slimish man.

Is the chinesse about 30 yards away? Do you own a light blue jumper? Are you around 5″10 – 6″0?

If this description is very close to true, dont answer here, PM me to stop.

Slavery slayer, i had a vision, a vision of you, around 6 foot, carrying a chinesse take-away, wearing a light blue jumper, and your black african wife coming home, or was it before?, anyway, you lived in a terrace house, about 20 feet from a working mans club, in the heart of England. You forgot to say sorry for something, i cant quite workout why, were you supposed to tidy the house that day, the day of the FA cup final, before your black african wife got home?

Im scarred for you, are you frieghtened by a neighbour? Something to do with your garden, or their garden, a brick wall. Enlighten me.

Oh gosh, what have i wrote, should i delete it, its nonsense for sure, what should i do…

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Errrrr, you got me there Emma, fair n square- I bin away visiting relatives in Wonga Wonga this week :wink: (actually she’s West Indian, not African but Im sure they all look the same to you)

Actually Em, I am 6″ (and 8 inches in my stockinged feet) but dont have a blue jumper, jus me Metallica tshirt, me LCFC/DCFC shirts (n matching shorts n socks), or a very nice pink number with stripes down the side, normally with blue jeans which are tight ( :D ), n size 12 boots. The chinese is 12 miles away n I hav to get in my gas guzzling people carrier (all the kids I have y’see) n get me take away so that wasnt too close either.

You forget I live in the middle of nowhere, in a very nice 4 bedroomed detached house with conservatory n large garden n jus a hedge- all I got is me n the acres of fields n a few neighbours.

N as for tidying the house, wtf do you think I have a wife for? Ornamentation?

You got my height right Em but I wouldnt give up the day job if you’re thinking of branching into soothsaying, seeing into the future, or dream analysis :lol: :lol:

@emmalush wrote:

You wouldn’t tell the truth, no one would expect you to.

Actually, you dont wanna believe I’m telling the truth.

Funny really cos I dont lie on here…ever but I ain’t gonna lose any sleep Emma