silly me

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pats wrote:

Well if there is anyone out there who can make any sense of Fasts last post – then I’m a bliddy dutch man!!!!!!!!!

so is fastcars……pml. :lol:

Clogs on and dance.. come on!! Ive got mine on!
8)
Others…. be careful :shock:

fancy a jiggy thro the tulip fields shazza lol. :wink:

Tiptoeeee thruuuuuuuuu the tuuuuuuuuulips

I shlove you patshhhhhhhhhhh 8) schling your legsh over my schoulder :lol:

wraps herself round shazza..take me NOW u biatch!

Shall we eat first? Nah… lets eat now and order food later… mmmmmm *buries her head*… mmmm slurp slurp*….. 8)

@sarah_1 wrote:

Well there you go I rest my bliddy case !!!!!!!! WHOOOOOSH
I can’t really really believe Pats & gooner commented on my last post

Humour wasted on you lot … Ffs WE KNOW Fast is a dutch man that was the whole point of my comment –

Please don’t give up the boards you’ll be eaten alive in the rooms coz there is some nasty bastads in there !!!!!

Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :roll: :roll: :roll:

well youve no worries from me in the rooms hun. Im apparantly banned, having never visitid one in my life!

So you can carry on sharing and wasting humour (occasionally covering me with it)

Any is a compliment hunny xxxx NOOOOOOOOOOO Woman no Cry

@rubyred wrote:

eeeeeek ..a Dutchman ! for ages i been talking in a Roy (chubby) Brown accent to the poor fella !

Isn’t that your normal accent then Ruby???

@sarah_1 wrote:

Oh dear dear dear –

Fast trust you to chip in with your tuppence worth …… ffs you silly man have you not heard about the information that can be extracted from a persons PC these days ??

Try reading the disclaimer when you log on – er mmmm ip address ???

Ere there’s a novel idea imaginary people typing into a chat room – Silly me I know I am a mere woman but sorry there ain’t anyway words just appear on a screen someone has got to put them there!!!!

Well if there is anyone out there who can make any sense of Fasts last post – then I’m a bliddy dutch man!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll:

Goede dag, mijnheer Sarah

@fastcars wrote:

@smiley wrote:

@bat wrote:

@smiley wrote:

Oh dear. So now not only is he sueing the admins, I’m getting sued now, too! My, my. Stop phoning little girls up please. It offends me!

Oh are we still being sued then? This is all getting terribly exciting isn,t it?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

..The amount of times I’ve been cyber-sued over the years. It’s no wonder I’m cyber-broke, living on the cyber-streets. Wish everyone would stop sueing me.. !!

It still makes me laugh and raise an eyebrow or two when somebody mentions using legal action against either the owners of the site or individual users. Can you imagine the opening line as you enter the solicitors office……. scuse me… some imaginary bloke (I’m assuming its a bloke) is picking on me on an internet chatsite and posting orrible things that I dont like…. I dunno his real name and I got no idea where he lives but I’ve deffo seen a pic of him (although it may have been googled come to think of it). Will you sue them for me. :D If I was the solicitor I would tell you to fuck off out of my office and stop wasting my time.

The one that made me laugh the most, was when Liam_Wabbit threatened to sue me over Snoopie’s comments. Yes.. like I can be sued for someone else’s comments.

Wish I’d listened now, cos he really did sue me, and the bailiffs took my cardboard box as payment.