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    Those ‘witty’ lines you all put at the end of your posts are not ‘witty’.
    I’m sick of reading the same nonsense every time I look at a thread.

    Don’t want to single out any in particular because they all bug me, but here are two examples – no better or no worse than the rest…:


    “I’m an angel really…. the horns are just there to hold my halo straight”

    “Im like A Fart in a Spacesuit… i firkin linger….”


    The only one I will forgive is this…:

    “To die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine….”

    (I’m sure you are all lovely people though)

    #167157

    @morrissey wrote:

    Those ‘witty’ lines you all put at the end of your posts are not ‘witty’.
    I’m sick of reading the same nonsense every time I look at a thread.

    Don’t want to single out any in particular because they all bug me, but here are two examples – no better or no worse than the rest…:


    “I’m an angel really…. the horns are just there to hold my halo straight”

    “Im like A Fart in a Spacesuit… i firkin linger….”


    The only one I will forgive is this…:

    “To die by your side, well the pleasure, the privilege is mine….”

    (I’m sure you are all lovely people though)

    tough :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #167158

    :D yep it is we like em so we r using em

    #167159

    @Lambrini Girl wrote:

    A bit biased there Morrissey?

    I don’t know what you mean !! :oops:

    #167160

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    #167161

    @metallica01 wrote:

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    He is just misunderstood. 8)

    #167162

    @metallica01 wrote:

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    VICAR IN A TUTU

    I was minding my business
    Lifting some lead off
    The roof of the Holy Name church
    It was worthwhile living a laughable life
    To set my eyes on the blistering sight
    Of a vicar in a tutu
    He’s not strange
    He just wants to live his life this way

    A scanty bit of a thing
    With a decorative ring
    That wouldn’t cover the head of a goose
    As Rose collects the money in a cannister
    Who comes sliding down the bannister ?
    The vicar in a tutu
    He’s not strange
    He just wants to live his life this way

    The monkish monsignor
    With a head full of plaster
    Said : “My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned”
    As Rose counts the money in the cannister
    As natural as Rain
    He dances again
    My god !
    The vicar in a tutu
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Oh …
    The vicar in a tutu
    Oh yeah
    Oh …

    The next day in the pulpit
    With Freedom and Ease
    Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease
    As Rose counts the money in the cannister
    As natural as Rain
    He dances again and again and again

    In the fabric of a tutu
    Any man could get used to
    And I am the living sign
    And I’m a living sign
    I am a living sign
    I’m a living sign
    I am a living sign
    I’m a living sign
    Sign …
    I am a living sign

    morrissey has a lot of ironic humour
    miserable people like you don’t get it

    #167163

    @gyps wrote:

    @metallica01 wrote:

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    He is just misunderstood. 8)

    NAH…..he really IS a miserable git :roll:

    but we’ll let ya off, coz we luv ya!!! :wink:

    #167164

    @magnifico wrote:

    @gyps wrote:

    @metallica01 wrote:

    r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

    He is just misunderstood. 8)

    NAH…..he really IS a miserable git :roll:

    but we’ll let ya off, coz we luv ya!!! :wink:

    This world, I am afraid, Is designed for crashing bores
    I am not one, I am not one
    You don’t understand, You don’t understand,
    And yet you can take me in your arms and love me,
    Love me,
    And love me

    #167165

    awwwwwwww thanks huni……thats really good. and very true too :)

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