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Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.”
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis fifty times.” :P
Hi Talon
Much better!
Susieann x
Talon,
You did it again !!!! WHERE do you come up with these jokes. First good laugh I have had today…..and I must say, I really needed a good laugh. I usually get my laugh for the day by looking in the mirror.
Thanks again.
Regards,
Melech
:lol:Awww Mel, I’m sure you do yourself an injustice.
Melech wrote:Talon,You did it again !!!! WHERE do you come up with these jokes. First good laugh I have had today…..and I must say, I really needed a good laugh. I usually get my laugh for the day by looking in the mirror.
Thanks again.
Regards,
Melech
:lol:Hi Mel
Don’t do yourself down Mel, there are enough people in the world that try to do that, I am sure, like Talon says, that you do yourself an injustice!
Take careSusieann x
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