sick

I’m not really a fan of jokes like this but this one passed my way…………………..

A guy askes his girlfriend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car – an Audi TT Roadster. She loves this car and goes every where in it.

One day she picks up her kids from school; she’s got a boy and a girl. As she’s driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks the doctor ” Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham”

The doctor replies “I’m so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg so he wont be able to kick a football any more.”

The woman asks about her daughter. “Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbeldon”

The doctor says, “Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms so she wont be able to pick up a racket any more”. She begins to cry.

“Doctor” asks the woman, “how long have I been in this coma?” The doctor replies, ” 6 months”. “So what’s the date?” asks the woman

“April 1st” says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh “So you were joking then were you, about my children?”

Doctor: “YES, I was joking……………..they both died in the car crash!”