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    I’ve been cleaning the London house like a mad person. It is a mental health issue actually: I’m off to Cambridge for the week on Monday to spend a final week with my girl before she goes to Uni. I have such a horror that she’ll die if I’m not around. Tis an issue with me. The cleaning keeps my mind distracted.
    Still, the point is, I’ve done my bloody hip in. I am so hoping that it will settle or it’s back to that bloody butcher of a surgeon.
    Sh*t!

    #370094

    @gloria wrote:

    I’ve been cleaning the London house like a mad person. It is a mental health issue actually: I’m off to Cambridge for the week on Monday to spend a final week with my girl before she goes to Uni. I have such a horror that she’ll die if I’m not around. Tis an issue with me. The cleaning keeps my mind distracted.
    Still, the point is, I’ve done my bloody hip in. I am so hoping that it will settle or it’s back to that bloody butcher of a surgeon.
    Sh*t!

    The London hoose…?? u got afew then..?? lol ur surgeon the same as my ar5ewipe o 1, 2 ops in knee and still canny walk…!! then say cleanin the best form o exercise, ive found a new way to use a walkin stick…. once id washed the floors i put the dryin towel around me stick and wiggly it aboot..!!

    #370095

    I’ve bought one of those long handle grab thingys. I swear I’m shorter since the car crash.

    I am going to attempt to stand up……….

    #370096

    what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
    i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
    thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

    #370097

    @pats wrote:

    what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
    i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
    thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

    LMAO!

    you sarky fooker. :wink:

    #370098

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
    i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
    thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

    LMAO!

    you sarky fooker. :wink:

    moi????……………

    she will be telling us next shes married to a musician called mikey.

    #370099

    Where 69 meets 40,
    There’s a single stop light town,
    And back when I was really young,
    A part of that burned down,
    On any given Friday night,
    We’d drive a hundred miles,
    Between the Sonic and the Grocery Store,
    Laughing all the while,
    With as many friends as I could pack,
    In my daddy’s Ford,
    But I ain’t in Checotah anymore.

    My hotel in Manhattan,
    Holds more people than our town,
    And what I just paid for dinner,
    Would be a down payment on a house,
    I’d rather be tipping cows in Tulsa,
    Than hailing cabs here in New York,
    But I ain’t in Checotah anymore.

    I’m in a world so wide,
    It makes me feel small sometimes,
    I miss the big blue skies,
    the Oklahoma kind.

    In a world of long red carpets,
    The bright lights of Hollywood,
    All the paparazzi flashing,
    Could make a girl feel pretty good,
    You can get anything you want here,
    Except a Wal-Mart store,
    But I ain’t in Checotah anymore.

    I’m in a world so wide,
    It makes me feel small sometimes,
    I miss the big blue skies,
    the Oklahoma kind.

    Where the Wildcats beat the Ironheads,
    Old Settler’s day and the Okrafest,
    After prom, down at the bowling lanes,
    Catching crappie fish in Eufaula lake,
    I ain’t in Checotah anymore.

    I’m in a world so wide,
    It makes me feel small sometimes,
    I miss the big blue skies,
    the Oklahoma kind,
    But I ain’t in Checotah,
    No I ain’t in Checotah,
    Oh, there’s nothing like Oklahoma.

    Where 69 meets 40,
    There’s a single stoplight town

    #370100

    :shock: i’m scared :shock:

    #370101

    Don’t be.

    #370102

    @pats wrote:

    what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
    i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
    thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

    lmfao…. class PATS oi u wishin a fry ma’lady for breakfast..??

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