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< bored with this now !!!!! :( :( :(
@pats wrote:
specially fat bald ones who look like matt lucas……….smiles sweetly at hermyyyyy :-
Right that’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m leaving forever (with Ugo and groucho :lol: )
And I aint fat! :shock:@hermangrrrman! wrote:
@pats wrote:
specially fat bald ones who look like matt lucas……….smiles sweetly at hermyyyyy :-
Right that’s it! I’ve had enough! I’m leaving forever (with Ugo and groucho :lol: )
And I aint fat! :shock:if i say ur fat….ur fookin fat!……………. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyway, back on-topic. The government keeps spouting crap about how fat the nation is blah blah blah, but aren’t doing anything about it. If I was in power, I’d do the following things:
-Set up communal, compulsory gyms. Free, of course.
-Tax chocolate, crisps, chips, lard & fast food restaurants (except Wimpys).
-£50 on-the-spot fine for any fatty caught eating in public.@hermangrrrman! wrote:
How the f00k do you get access to the internet living in a mud hut ffs? How do you generate the electricity you need for it? *Smileys Goat springs to mind* :lol:
My freind Mr German you are most correct in what you say but our Chief he have a big connection with the Yobi State and he allow us to use his electric which he have for the computer and the radio transmission.
We are most advanced in this way and we even have a television in the village. Yobi State TV is able to use the most modern Western technology for their notorious broadcastings of the President’s address and many other programmes like this.
Just because we in Africa you know does not mean we all cannibals and we make much export of our 419’s to your esteemed country for our benefits.
What about those guys who shaved their heads while they were in their teens and early 20’s during the 1990’s only to find, now that hair is ‘in’ again for men, they are nearing 30 and going losing the ability to grow hair on top of their heads!
What about those guys who shaved their heads while they were in their teens and early 20’s during the 1990’s only to find, now that hair is ‘in’ again for men, they are nearing 30 and losing the ability to grow hair on top of their heads!
I went the other way during the ‘no hair’ era and grew mine long. I’m only thinking of getting it cut now because it’s sufficiently grey for me to look like an ageing hippie!
It’s a good thing you don’t live in Texas. We are among the fattest in the US. Fortunately I don’t contribute to that statistic. We have very wide sidewalks though. Hell, we don’t walk anywhere anyway. That’s the major problem. We also loooove our bar-be-que. :)
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