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@The Observer wrote:
@bat wrote:
I cant remember the words, but does anyone remember “convoy”? Now that was a good song. 8)
10-4 rubber duck.
Are you talking about ‘Convoy’ or ‘Convoy GB’ by DLT the hairy cornflake?
Both shyte in my opinion!
I was on about the song, and it wernt sh*t it was a cool song. 8) well I liked it. Nice one Pats. 8) 8)
@bat wrote:
@The Observer wrote:
@bat wrote:
I cant remember the words, but does anyone remember “convoy”? Now that was a good song. 8)
10-4 rubber duck.
Are you talking about ‘Convoy’ or ‘Convoy GB’ by DLT the hairy cornflake?
Both shyte in my opinion!
I was on about the song, and it wernt sh*t it was a cool song. 8) well I liked it. Nice one Pats. 8) 8)
Well if you liked that one, then you must love this one:
The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band
That’s Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat
They march through the woodlands singing songs
That tell how they have righted wrongsOnce Hissing Sid, an evil snake, kept the woodland folk awake
In fear and trembling every night
In case he gave someone a bite
Said Artful Owl, ‘We’ll lie in wait
And one of us will be the bait.”
Said Captain Beaky, “Have no fear! For I alone will volunteer!”“No, make it me!” Said Reckless Rat
I’ll stand there in my reckless hat
When Hissing Sid picks up my trail,
I’ll just lasso him with my tail!”“Oh, good idea” said Timid Toad, “We’ll hide a long way down the road.
And when you’ve overcome resistance,
We’ll rush along to your assistance.”Said Batty Bat, “I’ve got a wheeze!
I’ll fly and hide up in the trees!
If Hissing Sid should slither by
I’ll drop a boulder from the sky!”Said Artful Owl, “The idea sound…how will you lift it off the ground?”
Poor Batty Bat just scratched his head,
“I hadn’t thought of that,” he said.Said Owl, “The rest of us hold back. There’s only one that he’ll attack.”
Said Timid Toad, “I like your plan.”
“Good luck,” said Owl, “For you’re the man!”So Timid Toad, his eyes a-popping,
Into the woodland night went hopping
Captain Beaky waved his hand, followed by his trusty band
That’s Artful Owl and Reckless Rat, and above the trees flew Batty Bat.“Stop!” Said Beaky, “I hear squeaking!”
“It’s Batty Bat” said Owl, “He’s speaking!”
“It’s all in code,” said Reckless Rat
Said Owl, “I’ll just decipher that.”“A dash, a dot, two short, two long…
I rather think we’ve got it wrong.
It reads ‘can clearly see the road,
Hissing Sid has captured Toad!'”“Quick men!” said Beaky, “No delay!
“You mustn’t let him get away!”
And leaping off, said “Follow me!”
And ran head first into a tree.“Dot dot dot” squeaked Batty Bat.
Said Beaky, “Quick! Decipher that!”
Said Reckless Rat, “Perhaps we’re gaining?”
“No,” said Owl. “He says…it’s raining”Oh, how they ran to save poor Toad,
For they must find that snake’s abode
Guided by old Batty Bat
Dot dot go this way dash, go that!Then Hissing Sid’s lair they spied
Were they too late? Was he inside?
Said Reckless Rat, “I’ll get a pole
And stop him going down his hole!”Then into sight the snake came hopping,
Right past his hole, no sign of stopping
Said Reckless Rat, “That’s rather funny,
“There’s something jumping in his tummy.”Said Captain Beaky, “Well I’m blowed!
Hissing Sid has swallowed Toad!”
And as the snake hopped out of sight,
Off they chased into the night.At last they found him, tired and dizzy
And pulled out Toad, who said “Where is he?
For left alone, I felt quite sick,
And hopped into a hollow stickSaid Owl, “A clever step to take!
You jumped into that slippery snake.”
“That was brave of Toad”, said Rat
“That’s just my sort of plan!” said BatSaid Captain Beaky to his men,
“Well we’ll not see Hissing Sid again!”
And as they marched off down the road,
They sang in praise of Timid ToadAbove them flew ol’ Batty Bat,
With his wings stretched out, like that
Owl’s idea, the clever fella
To have a flying um-ber-ellastar trekkin by the firm…… :oops:
i was young at the time, honest
pml i got star trekin as well lol…….. my excuse???? seemed like a good idea at the time…. :roll: :roll:
hugssssssssssssss xxxx
The theme tune to Cell Block H. :shock:
Hello everbody by the way, I just joined today.
Welcome Ben xxxxx And there s a sng wayyyy befre my time whch makes me feel sad t by Roger someone and its called Giving it all away, my dad had it in the car when i was younger and it reminds me of him and my childhood. He is still alive lol incase you thought he isnt :lol: But i miss being small and going everywhere with my dad i followed him everywhere :D
First record i ever bought was some people by cliff richard. aint got it no more tho….infact dont think i got any of my vinyl from my youth. good job really! :roll:
TAD now has a really shameful song and is it not only for her house its in her CAR :shock:
Who remembers E.Y.C Black book :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:The songs wot make me cry are, don’t cry daddy, scarlet ribbons, lightening express, and anything thats part of you…..they all get me blubbin!
@rubyred wrote:
You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there’s diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there areYou live in a fancy apartment
Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you doBut where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I doI’ve seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it doesWhen you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back and on your legsAnd when the snow falls you’re found in Saint Moritz
With the others of the jet-set
And you sip your Napoleon brandy
But you never get your lips wet, no you don’tBut where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
Won’t you tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I doYour name, it is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh, a-ha-ha-haThey say that when you get married
It’ll be to a millionaire
But they don’t realize where you came from
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damnWhere do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I doI remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly-born tags, so they trySo look into my face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside, yes you doI know where you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
‘Cause I can look inside your head(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)
(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)u still up rubes?????
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