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13 July, 2006 at 3:37 pm #230396
@bat wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
pmsl u young things wont even know wot im on about ……i own a record by a girl called twinkle and the title is terry :oops: :oops: ……….PMSL so come on u oldies someone must remember it pmsl
oh dear thats the best laff i’ve had fer ages remembering i got that record……..
just to give u a flavour here is the last line of the song pmsl……’please wait at the gates of heaven for me teeeereeeeeeee …….pmsl fantastic!!!!!!!!
hugsssssssssssss xxxx
Hahaha Cath, yes this old wrinklie has heard of twinkle. Do you remember this one then? Honey, by Bobby Goldsborough? right tearjerker that was. As for the most horrendous song I,ve ver owned, welllllllllllll, I used, emphasis on USED to have a Rick Astley LP!! :shock: :shock: AND, even worse this is,(why am I admitting this on a public message board?) somewhere in my VAST collection of 45,s I,ve still got flamin Rolf Harris, 2 little boys!!! :shock: :shock: :oops: FFS how sad is that? Oh and this one is for you Martin, you,ll be impressed… I,ve got a Hass CD. How cool is that, eh? eh? 8) 8)
see the tree how big its grown…..la la la ……ohhhhhhh i got a rainbow album fer goodness sakes pmsl…….oh and lots of stuff…..*looks through records* omg adge cutler an the worzels pmsl twice daily…….now god knows who of you would know that one ….. ‘when i were a lad i were so bad to go down in the daytime…. with a barrell an a fork an something somthin pmsl……..what else is here? ……..nooooooooo got laura n tommy pmsl…. ok not gonna look anymore pml….but i have to say how come a lot of the love songs the hero’s got killed??? leader of the pack, laura n tommy, terry, honey hmmmm morbid lot………oh it might as well rain until september ……..nuff now pmsl…..
hugssssssssssssssss xxxxxxxx[/i]
13 July, 2006 at 3:41 pm #230397Cath i love that song….’Honey’ it makes me cry……..when it says One day while I was not at home
While she was there and all alone
The angels came
Now all I have is memories of Honey
And I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life’s an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead
And cries down on the flower bed
That Honey lovedOMG im at it now…..
13 July, 2006 at 3:49 pm #230398@tadpole wrote:
Cath i love that song….’Honey’ it makes me cry……..when it says One day while I was not at home
While she was there and all alone
The angels came
Now all I have is memories of Honey
And I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life’s an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead
And cries down on the flower bed
That Honey lovedOMG im at it now…..
(((((((((tadsssssss))))))))) now i have just found a record i didnt even know i had fgs…….now probably without going into to much detail some of you may have sussed my childhood woz a bit of a nightmare……anyway one day when things had been particularly tough this song came on the radio *reaches fer the tesco value tissues* and its called nobodys child……..
i’m no bodys child, no bodys child, just like a flower i’m growin wild, no mummys kisses and no daddys smile, no body wants me i’m nobodys child’ OMG AND THEY SAID THERE WOZ A WATER SHORTAGE……..PMSL, NOT HERE THERE AINT……. :roll: :roll: :roll: so i ought to stop this pmsl……still got em all out now ffs mite as well stay wiv it :wink: :wink:
hugssssssssssss xxxxxx
13 July, 2006 at 3:57 pm #230399@cath 55 wrote:
i’m no bodys child, no bodys child, just like a flower i’m growin wild, no mummys kisses and no daddys smile, no body wants me i’m nobodys child’
ohhh…my mum used to sing that when I was little (not to me of course lol) :lol:
I always thought it was so sad.
Another one she used to sing…Streets of London, I can’t remember the words to it though.
13 July, 2006 at 4:00 pm #230400@becky wrote:
Saddest song you have on your ipod computer or cd collection.
What sparked this was TAD she has Kriss Kross-Jump :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sad or what.becky u really started something lol……….but hey just wanna say thanx got my defunked record collection all over the lounge now lol…..and lots of memories not all bad either, looks like an evening of playing some of them pmsl………..big hugssss becky xxxxxxx
oh an James B??? i appear to have Ernie in my collection too pmsl
hugsssssssssssss xxxx
13 July, 2006 at 4:01 pm #230401OMG!!!!! Loved that too…………No body wants me ….im nobodies child……wasnt it because he was blind? He used to watch the other children go from the orphanage but never him…….
Oh do you remember the song ‘No charge’?
Now that makes me cry too.
Now our little boy came up to his mom
In the kitchen this evenin’ while she was fixin’ supper
And he handed her a piece of paper he’d been writin’ on
And after wipin’ her hands on her apron
She read it, and this is what it said.For mowin’ the lawn, five dollars
For makin’ my own bed this week, one dollar
And for goin’ to the store, fifty cents
An’ playin’ with little brother while you went shoppin’, twenty-five cents.Takin’ out the trash, one dollar
Gettin’ a good report card, five dollars
And for rakin’ the yard, two dollars
Total owed, fourteen seventy-five.Well, as mom looked at him standin’ there expectantly
And I could see the mem’ries flashing through her mind
And so she picked up the pen, and turnin’ the paper over
This is what she wrote.For the nine months I carried you growin’ inside me, no charge
For the nights I’ve sat up with you
Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge
For the time and the tears
That you’ve cost through the years, there’s no charge
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is no charge.For the nights filled with dread
And all the worries ahead, no charge
For advice and the knowledge
And the cost of your college, no charge
For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin’ your nose
There’s no charge, son
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is, no charge.Well, when he finished readin’
He had great big old tears in his eyes
And he looked up at her standing there and said
Mama, I sure do love you
Then he took the pen,
And in great big letters
He wrote PAID IN FULL.Lord knows when you add it all up
The cost of real love is, no charge…and ‘Deck of cards’
During the North African campaign, a bunch of soldier boys had
been on a long hike and they arrived in a little town called Casino. The
next morning being Sunday, several of the boys went to Church. A sergeant
commanded the boys in Church and after the Chaplain had read the prayer,
the text was taken up next. Those of the boys who had a prayer book took
them out, but this one boy had only a deck of cards, and so he spread
them out. The Sergeant saw the cards and said, “Soldier, put away those
cards.” After the services was over, the soldier was taken prisoner and
brought before the Provost Marshall.The Marshall said, “Sergeant, why have you brought this man
here?” “For playing cards in church, Sir.” “And what have you to say for
yourself, son?” “Much, Sir,” replied the soldier. The Marshall said, “I
hope so, for if not I shall punish you more than any man was ever
punished.” The soldier said, “Sir, I have been on the march for about six
days. I have neither a Bible nor a prayer book, but I hope to satisfy
you, Sir, with the purity of my intentions.” And with that, the boy
started his story:“You see Sir, when I look at the Ace, it reminds me that there
is but one God. And the Deuce reminds me that the Bible is divided into
two parts, the Old and the New Testaments. When I see the Trey, I think
of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. And when I see the Four, I
think of the four Evangelists who preached the Gospel; there was Matthew,
Mark, Luke and John. And when I see the Five, it reminds me of the five
wise virgins who trimmed their lamps; there were ten of them: five were
wise and were saved, five were foolish and were shut out. When I see the
Six, it reminds me that in six days, God made this great heaven and
earth. When I see the Seven, it reminds me that on the seventh day, God
rested from His great work. And when I see the Eight, I think of the
eight righteous persons God saved when He destroyed this earth; there was
Noah, his wife, their sons and their wives. And when I see the Nine, I
think of the lepers our Savior cleansed, and nine out of the ten didn’t
even thank Him. When I see the Ten, I think of the Ten Commandments God
handed down to Moses on a table of stone. When I see the King, it
reminds me that there is but one King of Heaven, God Almighty. And when I
see the Queen, I think of the Blessed Virgin Mary, who is Queen of
Heaven. And the Jack or Knave is the Devil. When I count the number
of spots on a deck of cards, I find 365, the number of days in a year.
There are 52 cards, the number of weeks in a year. There are 4 suits, the
number of weeks in a month. There are 12 picture cards, the number of
months in a year. There are 13 tricks, the number of weeks in a quarter.
So you see, Sir, my pack of cards serves me as a Bible, an Almanac and a
Prayer Book.”“And friends, the story is true. I know, I was that soldier.”
13 July, 2006 at 4:10 pm #230402@tadpole wrote:
Oh do you remember the song ‘No charge’?
Now that makes me cry too.
Now our little boy came up to his mom
In the kitchen this evenin’ while she was fixin’ supper
And he handed her a piece of paper he’d been writin’ on
And after wipin’ her hands on her apron
She read it, and this is what it said.For mowin’ the lawn, five dollars
For makin’ my own bed this week, one dollar
And for goin’ to the store, fifty cents
An’ playin’ with little brother while you went shoppin’, twenty-five cents.Takin’ out the trash, one dollar
Gettin’ a good report card, five dollars
And for rakin’ the yard, two dollars
Total owed, fourteen seventy-five.Well, as mom looked at him standin’ there expectantly
And I could see the mem’ries flashing through her mind
And so she picked up the pen, and turnin’ the paper over
This is what she wrote.For the nine months I carried you growin’ inside me, no charge
For the nights I’ve sat up with you
Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge
For the time and the tears
That you’ve cost through the years, there’s no charge
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is no charge.For the nights filled with dread
And all the worries ahead, no charge
For advice and the knowledge
And the cost of your college, no charge
For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin’ your nose
There’s no charge, son
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is, no charge.Well, when he finished readin’
He had great big old tears in his eyes
And he looked up at her standing there and said
Mama, I sure do love you
Then he took the pen,
And in great big letters
He wrote PAID IN FULL.Lord knows when you add it all up
The cost of real love is, no charge…Oh…that one’s set me off now….. :)
13 July, 2006 at 4:10 pm #230403@tadpole wrote:
OMG!!!!! Loved that too…………No body wants me ….im nobodies child……wasnt it because he was blind? He used to watch the other children go from the orphanage but never him…….
Oh do you remember the song ‘No charge’?
Now that makes me cry too.
Now our little boy came up to his mom
In the kitchen this evenin’ while she was fixin’ supper
And he handed her a piece of paper he’d been writin’ on
And after wipin’ her hands on her apron
She read it, and this is what it said.For mowin’ the lawn, five dollars
For makin’ my own bed this week, one dollar
And for goin’ to the store, fifty cents
An’ playin’ with little brother while you went shoppin’, twenty-five cents.Takin’ out the trash, one dollar
Gettin’ a good report card, five dollars
And for rakin’ the yard, two dollars
Total owed, fourteen seventy-five.Well, as mom looked at him standin’ there expectantly
And I could see the mem’ries flashing through her mind
And so she picked up the pen, and turnin’ the paper over
This is what she wrote.For the nine months I carried you growin’ inside me, no charge
For the nights I’ve sat up with you
Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge
For the time and the tears
That you’ve cost through the years, there’s no charge
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is no charge.For the nights filled with dread
And all the worries ahead, no charge
For advice and the knowledge
And the cost of your college, no charge
For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin’ your nose
There’s no charge, son
And when you add it all up
The full cost of my love is, no charge.Well, when he finished readin’
He had great big old tears in his eyes
And he looked up at her standing there and said
Mama, I sure do love you
Then he took the pen,
And in great big letters
He wrote PAID IN FULL.Lord knows when you add it all up
The cost of real love is, no charge…and ‘Deck of cards’
During the North African campaign, a bunch of soldier boys had
been on a long hike and they arrived in a little town called Casino. The
next morning being Sunday, several of the boys went to Church. A sergeant
commanded the boys in Church and after the Chaplain had read the prayer,
the text was taken up next. Those of the boys who had a prayer book took
them out, but this one boy had only a deck of cards, and so he spread
them out. The Sergeant saw the cards and said, “Soldier, put away those
cards.” After the services was over, the soldier was taken prisoner and
brought before the Provost Marshall.The Marshall said, “Sergeant, why have you brought this man
here?” “For playing cards in church, Sir.” “And what have you to say for
yourself, son?” “Much, Sir,” replied the soldier. The Marshall said, “I
hope so, for if not I shall punish you more than any man was ever
punished.” The soldier said, “Sir, I have been on the march for about six
days. I have neither a Bible nor a prayer book, but I hope to satisfy
you, Sir, with the purity of my intentions.” And with that, the boy
started his story:“You see Sir, when I look at the Ace, it reminds me that there
is but one God. And the Deuce reminds me that the Bible is divided into
two parts, the Old and the New Testaments. When I see the Trey, I think
of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. And when I see the Four, I
think of the four Evangelists who preached the Gospel; there was Matthew,
Mark, Luke and John. And when I see the Five, it reminds me of the five
wise virgins who trimmed their lamps; there were ten of them: five were
wise and were saved, five were foolish and were shut out. When I see the
Six, it reminds me that in six days, God made this great heaven and
earth. When I see the Seven, it reminds me that on the seventh day, God
rested from His great work. And when I see the Eight, I think of the
eight righteous persons God saved when He destroyed this earth; there was
Noah, his wife, their sons and their wives. And when I see the Nine, I
think of the lepers our Savior cleansed, and nine out of the ten didn’t
even thank Him. When I see the Ten, I think of the Ten Commandments God
handed down to Moses on a table of stone. When I see the King, it
reminds me that there is but one King of Heaven, God Almighty. And when I
see the Queen, I think of the Blessed Virgin Mary, who is Queen of
Heaven. And the Jack or Knave is the Devil. When I count the number
of spots on a deck of cards, I find 365, the number of days in a year.
There are 52 cards, the number of weeks in a year. There are 4 suits, the
number of weeks in a month. There are 12 picture cards, the number of
months in a year. There are 13 tricks, the number of weeks in a quarter.
So you see, Sir, my pack of cards serves me as a Bible, an Almanac and a
Prayer Book.”“And friends, the story is true. I know, I was that soldier.”
pmsl tad yes…….sniffle sniffle……the record that really does it to me is wind beneath my wings bet midler……..ever watched the film beaches? well the minute that song starts thats me gone pmsl…….
big hugsssssssssssss xxxx god me eyes r all blotchy lol not a good look ……be my feckin luck fer mr right n wonderful to come to the door now grrrrrrrrrrrrr pmsl………sorry becks off thread just an ickle bit sweetie :oops: :oops:
big hugsssssssssss xxxxxxxx pmsl
13 July, 2006 at 4:14 pm #230404Awwwww i feel like crying a river now. I love the film Beaches, its so sad.
I think the song by Ruby Winters aswell ‘I will’ is sad, they remind me of being about 4 or 5 my mom played them over and over again……….but its nobodys child thats going around my head now.
13 July, 2006 at 4:58 pm #230405@cath 55 wrote:
@becky wrote:
Saddest song you have on your ipod computer or cd collection.
What sparked this was TAD she has Kriss Kross-Jump :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sad or what.becky u really started something lol……….but hey just wanna say thanx got my defunked record collection all over the lounge now lol…..and lots of memories not all bad either, looks like an evening of playing some of them pmsl………..big hugssss becky xxxxxxx
oh an James B??? i appear to have Ernie in my collection too pmsl
hugsssssssssssss xxxx
My pleasure and at all the sadness in the songs xxxxx
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