sgt pepper gonna whip all oap women into a frenzy

@cath 55 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Okay Okay Okay!

Firstly… The pictorial prospect refered to by the lovely Born came in fact from some late night / early morning shenanigans in forum 3’s 40s room :D . Suffice to say that a sprinkling of witnesses were present for a rather.. umm.. revealing agreement constituted between myself and the good lady regarding photographs of certain .. erm.. anatomical areas :roll: .
Actually Born, I don’t suppose you’d care to .. y’know.. re-negotiate the said agreement .. umm.. it was late.. I was tired, emotional..

Anyway..

2. Who is Dave?

3. I can in fact confirm that Cath and Rubes “Had” me in what can only be described as a Sex Sandwich :P .. a meatball marinara menage a trois.. a steaming hot Anglo / Irish / Scottish sweatfest of tsunami proportions.

4. Not meaning to sound jealous or anything.. but who is Dave?

5. Thank you for describing me as a “pleasant enough looking fellow” Esmeralda, but in reality I have been called bordeline fabulous looking (Seriously!). 8-[

6. WHO THE FECK IS DAVE???

:mrgreen:

sgt dear, you may have ‘had me’ in your fantasy but beleive me sexy sgt you aint seen nuffin yet!!! :oops: :wink: :lol:

:shock: :shock:

@claire 57 wrote:

r u getting ur willy out on camera Sgt, :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:shock:

:roll:

Actually Claire, what I really said was “I have a mate Willy who has a camera!”… 8-[ … or words to that effect!
Honestly!

It was all misconstrued.. along with Born saying she liked her .. erm.. top down on her car..

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@sunny wrote:

:shock: Glad i aint only one who finks pepper aint all that lol

Great bloke but ugly as f00k lol Dont make me throb thats for sure :wink: :wink: :wink:

lol that’s more like it sunns :lol: .. I can’t be doing with all this adoration so I can’t :oops:

(…. grrr fuming underneath really :twisted: … how dare you grrr.. I wanna I wanna I wanna be adored I gotta be adored …. )

Well said girl =D>

#-o

@pats wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sunny wrote:

:shock: Glad i aint only one who finks pepper aint all that lol

Great bloke but ugly as f00k lol Dont make me throb thats for sure :wink: :wink: :wink:

lol that’s more like it sunns :lol: .. I can’t be doing with all this adoration so I can’t :oops:

(…. grrr fuming underneath really :twisted: … how dare you grrr.. I wanna I wanna I wanna be adored I gotta be adored …. )

Well said girl =D>

#-o

male tart………… 8) :wink:

O:)

@metallica wrote:

Dunno wot all the fuss is about tbh, everyone knows sgt is a pillow biter… (or was that just a rumour started by….. me?)

8-[

maybe just a little nibble now and again..

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