Sex Therapist

An elderly couple walk into a Sex Therapist’s consulting room. “What can I do for you?” asks the Therapist. The man says “Will you watch us have intercourse?”. The Therapist is rather taken aback, but he is so intrigued that such an elderly couple are asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finish the Therapist tells them that there is absolutely nothing wrong in the way that they had performed. He thanks them for consulting him, charges them £50 and they leave. The following week however the couple return and ask the Therapist to watch them again. He is greatly puzzled by their request but agrees. This happens for several more weeks. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse in the consulting room, pay their £50 and leave.

Finally after six weeks of the same routine, the Therapist says “I,m sorry but I must ask you, just what are you trying to find out?”. The old man replies “Oh we’re not trying to find out anything, you see she’s married so we can’t go to her house. I’m also married so we can’t use my house, The Holiday Inn charges £90, the Hilton charges £130. We do it here for fifty quid and I get £45 back from my BUPA Health Insurance.”