Jeeeeez now i know where i’ve been going wrong all these years…….. wiggling my backside in front of the telly and pouting whilst i whisper ” come get me sugar” before mincing provocativley up the stairs and laying across the bed wearing just a smile must have destroyed his mojo…….
Better get myself some face cream, curlers and a wincyette nightie :shock: ooo and grow myself a rather large lady garden
Sounds like you’re quoting some lines from Pride And Predujice, or something.. :lol:
I actually watched Pride and Prejudice at the weekend and oddly no one got their kit off :shock: