Sesame Street!

Could you tell me how to get………………..How to get to sesame street? Always wanted to pull over in a car and ask someone that? Maybe when I drive I’l do that.

Anyway anyone seen it recently? I tried to get me litttle girl to watch it the other day, “Never mind bloody Dora the explorer, little Bill, watch this u’ll love it” So sat her down and tuned in. ………….Bloody rubbish it was, i kept saying to her “Get better in a minute” Waiting for Bert and Ernie to come on, I thought the’ll do it, never let me down before, always good for a little chuckle, again……rubbish, still doing the same routines they were doin 20 years ago. Lazy, fame and money obviously gone to there heads, can’t be ars ed anymore living on easy street not bloody sesame st they are.

I mean Cannon and Ball tried that old one, now there working in pi**ing Blackpool, that would sort them out, a season on central pier with Bl**dy Joe Longthorne.

Anyway glad i got that off me chest, can’t be doin with lazy entertainers

That reminds me, with house prices being as they are right now, out of the reach of the working class, I was tempted to buy a house down sesame Street, but a couple of things put me off, Elephant *hit on me doorstep :( and being slightly folically challenged, was worried that if I fell asleep on a deckchair outside me house, I’d wake up with a big number 5 painted on me head…..in white gloss.