I’m afraid that the Scottish national problems all stem from the men all being a bunch of drunken skirt wearing, sheep shaggers.
If they only drank in moderation and laid off the sheep a bit we could forgive them their skirts. I mean it’s not as if they even wear underpants ffs!!!
It’s no wonder that the Scottish women cackle so loudly and are all called ”hen”. I guess that they don’t wear knickers either – it’s only a guess as no self respecting Englishman would want to find out the hard way.