Scottish Users(not all)

@*Peco wrote:

Robbo, you are even thicker than I took you for. You can tell me a 4th time and a 5th time ad infinitum. Effectively what you have done is to make a feeble pretense of not baiting anyone, then go on to admit you were baiting someone, then suggest I took the bait, then claim others took the bait, completely ignoring the fact I told you that your were quite clearly baiting people by being inflamatory. When will the penny drop Robbo that being inflamatory is baiting people.

Like I said, you don’t think about what you type. If you want to go on patting yourself on the back for me or anyone else rising to your bait then go ahead. I’m not after any bait, I’m after the eejit on the end of the rod, not his bait. You’re like an angler casting his rod, line, hook, and bait, who snags the hook on the a r s e of his own trousers and yanks it harder cos he thinks he’s got a bite.

As words seem to be wasted on you ( even your own words ) then have a look at this pic………….this is how NOT to bait a hook Robbo, repeat NOT.

You look into it too much, Peco..Users like me do not really care about contradictions and so on…As for the baiting..I was looking for the response you gave me, and you still are responding to me…Yet you claim that i’m thick and so on, but surely you are just as stupid as you claim me to be by constantly responding to my, “thick and stupid” posts….I’m sure that you will twist this around and tell everyone how I am contradicting myself as you investigate this post….Carry on if you must, Peco..You’re no smarter than the next person…Deal with it.

@*Peco wrote:

Once upon a time, a man named Robbo went fishing in the JC Ocean. He wasn’t that keen on fishing, but he had it in mind to catch a rubyshark, this was one of many Scottish species that swam these waters. He felt that the rubyshark was pretty dumb and would be easy to catch, but he also felt that a lot of the Scottish sharks were just as dumb, and if he didn’t catch a rubyshark he’d catch some other dumb Scottish shark.

He devised a plan to catch himself the rubyshark. The plan was simple, he went to the edge of the pier and yelled out to all the sharks and sea creatures…..

” I don’t mean to offend all of you by saying this, but a lot of you Scottish sharks are really dumb, and there is a particularly dumb Scottish shark in this ocean and I’m sure you all know who it is”.

Robbo proceeded to slash his wrists and jump into the water where the sharks liked to swim and feed. Robbo’s blood spread through the water, and sharks being sharks, one struck.

The first shark to take a bite at him was a Scottish shark, a pecoshark. It wasn’t the largest shark in the ocean, but the pecoshark was known to be quite a ravenous feeder when it smelled blood. As Robbo’s life-blood drained away, he yelled at the pecoshark…..

“My plan worked! I didn’t want to catch you pecoshark, but you proved that I was right by taking a bite out of me”.

The pecoshark tried to explain to Robbo……

“You have only proved that you were stupid to call us stupid, because only a fool would make such a sweeping statement about Scottish sharks. Do you expect us not to eat you when you offer yourself up to us so foolishly and shed your own blood”?

Robbo was unable to realise his stupidity, and said to the pecoshark…….

“You are a dumb Scottish shark too. I did not say that all Scottish sharks were dumb, I was only speaking about one shark”.

The pecoshark reminded Robbo of his own words, but Robbo denied having said them. Each time Robbo struggled in the water to extricate himself from being eaten alive, he bled even more. The pecoshark told him not to do this, but Robbo would not listen, and this made him bleed more heavily, and the pecoshark could not resist the taste and smell of blood, and he took another bite out of Robbo.

Robbo bled so much that other sea creatures gathered around. They asked him which particular Scottish shark it was that Robbo felt was so dumb, but Robbo refused to tell them anything other than…..

“It was a plan, and my plan worked”

This was not enough for the other creatures, and they pressed Robbo to reveal who he was referring to. Eventuallly, Robbo revealed that it was thre rubyshark that he thought was very dumb. The other sea creatures all told Robbo he was wrong, but he refused to accept it.

Along came the rubyshark, and took a little bite out of Robbo, but she didn’t think he was very tasty, in fact, she looked on him as a little spratt, and she spat out the bite she took of him.

Robbo and the pecoshark continued to discuss the folly of Robbo’s actions, and with each bite the pecoshark took, Robbo claimed it was proof of his plan coming good, and that this was what he had wanted all along, to show the dumbness of the Scottish sharks. The pecoshark tried many times and in many ways to enlighten Robbo, but Robbo’s mind was closed. The pecoshark was forced to accept that Robbo would never admit he was wrong, taking bites out of him was no good, even if his bones were picked clean and he left Robbo as nothing more than a skeleton on the ocean bed, Robbo would die believing he was cleverer than all the other sea creatures. Robbo also believed he was a funny and humourous person, far more witty than the pecoshark. The pecoshark decided to swim away, and could only hope that Robbo would look at the scars of his bites each day and perhaps one day realise that pecosharks actually do have a sense of humour, as most people know that all sharks love nothing more than PULLING YER LEG.

I would say that was funny, but it wasn’t, and you failed in trying to do a PB….I can’t even believe that you spent so much time in creating something about us…How pathetic….