I just love the English *overcome with choking fit* lauding Andy Murray as ‘possibly the first BRITISH man to win a Grand Slam since 1936 if he beats Roger Federer in the US Open final.’
Yet, by tonight if – heavens forfend – he gets skelped by Federer, Murray will miraculously become Scottish again.
Away and bile yer big dozy collective heids ya sassenach feckers 
Oh..and where are all the congratulations for the paralympic gold medalists?
Well done to SCOTTISH cyclist Aileen McGlynn for smashing her own record to take another gold, with a world record of one minute and 9.066 seconds.
Oh Flower of Scotlaaaaaaaand When Will we Seeeeee yer Likes Agaaaaaain……..

