School Kids Answers To Water!! VERY FUNNY!!!

:lol: 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island
.
If you don’t have sea all round you, you are
incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
just like Emily
Richardson. She’s not my friend no more. (Kylie
age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the
top
of its head.
(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and
comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
trade
winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow,
the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said
they
would be better
off eating beans.
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like
their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I’m not going to write about the sea. My baby
brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at
my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can’t think
what
to write.
(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under
the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
cold, and it makes my
willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the
water. Two divers
can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on
each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell
off when she was
going very fast. She says she won’t do it again
because water shot up
her fanny.
(Julie age 7).